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she/it - 26 - femme lesbian - actually 3 to 4 women on any given day (🔞)

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chicago lake day nothing bad has ever happened
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girlfriend's dog got groomed today and i can't take him seriously he looks so stupid
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Isaac@isaacturnersongSep 3
In the club just taking damage
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donald boat
@laserboat999Sep 1
Played LCD soundsystem for my little cousin for the first time & he said “You can tell he had a lot of buttons in front of him when he made this song.”
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That's just soliloquyslop. You only like it because it translates human interiority into a dramatic register
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(several beers in) bring out the losing dogs!
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kficc@FicarraKellyAug 28
superfunvacation
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every time I watch gamescom/game awards I have a moment of clarity that all video games are bad and I gotta say that happened really early this time
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Blotter✧
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gm! 😠❤️
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Snooby@DoBiddley1Aug 23
(Trying to pretend like I’ve read Don Quixote but mixing him up with Machiavelli and also getting a lot of other stuff wrong in my head) Well basically the point of the book is you gotta do what you gotta do
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dolo@doloyeungAug 22
Me: Bring out the waitress who called me a gamer freak yesterday. I want her to apologize again Long John Silver's manager: Sir, she's not back there Tutorial voice in my head: Close one eye to enable pirate vision. By enabling pirate vision you can see scallywags through walls
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i'm zorking it
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finally got an interview at the huge science museum in the city we're so back nothing bad has ever happened
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starting my "a 1.5 hour commute isn't that bad the train is my friend" daily affirmations
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happy butch appreciation day I love you all so much
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Martini the fennec fox kit has started making daily appearances outside of her nest box! 😍
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regent sts2 means nothing to me. he will stay in ascension 1 forever until I figure out what the hell to do with him besides make a really big sword
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seeing every other character on a5 makes me feel very I love all my children equally
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aiaio :)@0trebotAug 10
Woke new day
Zappyz⚢🎃@Zappyz_Aug 8
Imagine J. Jonah Jameson trying really hard to make a headline that doesn't sound transphobic after "Spider-Man" looks like they've been on estrogen for 6 months
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(pointing at TV) That's Homer, he's sort of the ringleader. The hierarchy is actually not super clear but it seems like he and the woman grew the smaller ones somehow
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io 🕊🌻@0waxwingAug 5
interstate angel
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