Pale People Problems retweeted
I PRAY my kids aren't as pale as me I don't have time to be lathering Johnny up in some sunblock just so he can go get the mail smh
Pale People Problems retweeted
There's always one person in a group of friends who's paler than the rest... I'm that friend.
Pale People Problems retweeted
Please comment more about how I'm "SO pale!" In 30 years I will be flawless and you will be leather. Fuck off ☺️💁🏼
Pale People Problems retweeted
I don't think I've ever related to something this much #palepeopleproblems
Pale People Problems retweeted
Replying to @_paleproblems
@_paleproblems *wears white bikini* "Ma'am, this is not a nude beach."
Pale People Problems retweeted
When ur mother tells u, u can't wear white clothes bc it will look like u aren't wearing clothing 😭
Pale People Problems retweeted
Replying to @_paleproblems
@Pale_People_ *wears white* *gets arrested for public indecency*






