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Pale People Problems

@_paleproblems

The fairest of them all.

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Joined May 2015
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There's always one person in a group of friends who's paler than the rest... I'm that friend.
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I make milk look tan.
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Do NOT talk to me about pain until you've tried falling asleep with an intense back burn.
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"You have a sunburn!" Me:
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I'm so jealous of people who can effortlessly lie in the sun for hours and develop an amazing tan.
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All I have to do is look at the sun... aaand I'm burnt.
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"It smells like sunblock" *Everyone looks at me* Me:
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If I leave the beach as the least burnt friend, I consider it a successful beach day.
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Me: *Unavoidably gets burnt* Friend: "Did you wear sunblock today?" Me: "That's like asking if I breathed today."
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Me without sunblock: burns Me with sunblock: burns and smells like chemicals
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Most people use a few different shades of foundation in the summer... I use one because I never get darker.
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*Takes picture of legs at the beach* Most people: "hotdogs or legs?!" Me: "Icepops or legs???"
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Hannah Tweetz@Hannah_olivee24 Jun 2017
I PRAY my kids aren't as pale as me I don't have time to be lathering Johnny up in some sunblock just so he can go get the mail smh
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I love when strangers point out how pale I am. I truly had no idea 🙂🙂🙂
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When I get "tan" I'm actually just going from pale to dark pale.
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I wish I was born with the type of skin that could easily get tan.
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When you wake up sunburnt EVERYWHERE and you know the slightest movement is going to cause terrible pain.
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This article might as well be called, "What Happens When You Stare Directly at My Legs"
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Summer goal: Get dark enough that my skin color actually exists in foundation.
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Tomorrow's the first day of summer, which means it's time to buy allllll the sunblock.
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Do you ever lay your hand on a white surface and think "wow..." because same.
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