if you don’t have anything nice to say, sit by me. tweets my views. she/her

Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2011
Love a “small landlord.” So smol. Love to stick em in my pocket
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Hey boss we took those wedding photos for you… yeah real paternal just like you asked
Huge congratulations from everyone at Reform UK to Richard Tice and Isabel Oakeshott on their marriage yesterday. 🍾
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“The city’s previous five sheriffs have seen corruption or sexual harassment scandals unfold during their tenures.” It is way past time to abolish both the elected position and the office itself. The Sheriff’s duties & resources should be incorporated into other City departments.
During the Mayor's race, I did a similar exercise with the candidates. At least then, we had one candidate in Allan Domb who was able to clearly call for abolition. Despite the repeated misconduct and incompetence, we've somehow moved backwards on this. inquirer.com/politics/philad…
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Bfs watching RHOSLC with me tonight and abt the diss track said “this is like Marnie”
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He’s also shook at how many prep ads there are lol
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sally rooney u will always be famous
Sally Rooney's books can no longer be sold in Britain due to her support for Palestine Action. She refused to withdraw her support for the direct action group which targeted the Israeli arms industry, costing her the royalties from all of her UK sales. theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
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Every conservative complaint can either be met with “that’s not how that works at all” or “holy shit who cares”
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Million dollar idea @SEPTA_SOCIAL but I’ll give it to you for free :) run more T1s at rush hour it’s ALWAYS crowded as shit
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This person’s vote counts just as much as yours.
Lmao what? Poor people eat better than the middle class by far. Do you not see how much EBT gets you
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I am actually crying laughing at the latest botched Republican lady. Need them to keep getting crazy work we all need the laughs
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It feels like we aren’t talking enough about the fact that Tom Kean, a sitting Republican congressman, was recently missing for three months while actually WAS at a mental health facility.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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I remember a few years ago someone did a series on TikTok on how terrible sorkin was at writing female characters in the newsroom and I just know they feel vindicated right now lmao.
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Guy who is leaving his stuff all over the place 👇
women love moving your stuff and not tell you and then sigh when you ask them where your stuff is
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He got me with this one lmao
Trump: You can no longer say hi mom. It's hi gestating. I love you so much gestating.
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Inbox: Gov. Josh Shapiro has signed seven more laws, which puts the state legislature at 58 laws enacted this year. With just a handful of voting days scheduled, that means the Capitol is on track for its least productive two year session on record since 1975.
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So fucked. Because if they thought her case didn’t have merit why not leave it to the courts to decide? But no, they don’t care and just think she deserved it
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First time on gabapentin
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