25. I do planning and housing stuff. John Carpenter fan account. he/him ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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Joined September 2013
Hey boss we took those wedding photos for youโ€ฆ yeah real paternal just like you asked
Huge congratulations from everyone at Reform UK to Richard Tice and Isabel Oakeshott on their marriage yesterday. ๐Ÿพ
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BREAKING ๐Ÿšจ Graham Platner announced as โ€œunity candidateโ€ by major parties in upcoming 2026 Clacton By-election
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ืขืœ ื›ืœ ื“ืžืขื” ืฉืœ ืืžื ื™ืฉืจืืœื™ืช, ืืœืฃ ืืžื”ื•ืช ืœื‘ื ื•ื ื™ื•ืช ืฆืจื™ื›ื•ืช ืœื‘ื›ื•ืช. ืœื‘ื ื•ืŸ ื›ื•ืœื” ืฆืจื™ื›ื” ืœื‘ืขื•ืจ! ืขื ื›ืœ ื”ื›ื‘ื•ื“ ืœืืžืจื™ืงืื™ื, ื™ืฉืจืืœ ื—ื™ื™ื‘ืช ืœื”ื‘ื”ื™ืจ ืœืขื•ืœื ื›ื•ืœื• ืฉื“ื ื‘ื ื™ื ื• ื•ื‘ื™ื˜ื—ื•ืŸ ืื–ืจื—ื ื• ืื™ื ื ื• ื”ืคืงืจ. ืœื‘ื ื•ืŸ ื›ื•ืœื” ืฆืจื™ื›ื” ืœื‘ืขื•ืจ. ื—ื•ื‘ืชื ื• ื”ืขืœื™ื•ื ื” ื”ื™ื ืœื”ื’ืŸ ืขืœ ืื–ืจื—ื™ ื™ืฉืจืืœ ื•ืขืœ ื—ื™ื™ืœื™ ืฆื”ืดืœ, ื•ื”ืžื—ื•ื™ื‘ื•ืช ื”ื–ื• ืงื•ื“ืžืช ืœื›ืœ ืฉื™ืงื•ืœ ืื—ืจ. ืืžืจืชื™ ืœืจืืฉ ื”ืžืžืฉืœื”, ื’ื ื‘ื™ืฉื™ื‘ื•ืช ื‘ื™ื ื™ื ื•: ืขืœ ื›ืœ ื“ืžืขื” ืฉืœ ืืžื ื™ืฉืจืืœื™ืช, ืืœืฃ ืื™ืžื”ื•ืช ืœื‘ื ื•ื ื™ื•ืช ืฆืจื™ื›ื•ืช ืœื‘ื›ื•ืช. ืžืกืคื™ืง ืขื ื”ืคื™ื ื’ึพืคื•ื ื’. ื‘ืžื–ืจื— ื”ืชื™ื›ื•ืŸ ืœื ืžื ืฆื—ื™ื ื‘ืชื’ื•ื‘ื•ืช ืžื“ื•ื“ื•ืช ื•ื‘ื”ื›ืœื” - ืฆืจื™ืš ืœื”ืฉืชื’ืข. ืœืžื—ื•ืง. ืœื”ื›ืจื™ืข ืืช ื”ื˜ืจื•ืจ.
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This is an incitement to commit genocide, which is a crime against humanity, according to the Genocide Convention. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incitemenโ€ฆ
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Taking our seats for the 1st time @Catherinewest1 & @wesstreeting
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Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for Gina Miller's True and Fair Party?" A cheer went up from waiting voters
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Alexander wept. For there were no more situations to monitor.
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Final boss of dodgy bar charts from Ealing Labour. This is genuinely a work of absurdist genius. Theyโ€™ve grafted the national voting intention for Reform UK onto a London Assembly seat where they actually got 8%, and are pretending itโ€™s the result in my council ward.
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A local Reform UK account has tried to retweet this so I should probably make it clear that Reform can go fuck themselves
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Experience the epic conclusion. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. #DuneMovie #FilmedforIMAX
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If you haven't read Dune: Messiah, you might be wondering why Princess Irulan/Florence Pugh looks like this. I've read it so I'll briefly explain: I have no fucking idea what's going on here.
First poster of Florence Pugh as Princess Irulan in โ€˜Dune: Part Threeโ€™ In theaters December 18.
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I DONโ€™T BELIEVE OUR CHARACTERS HAVE BEEN FORMALLY INTRODUCED TO ONE ANOTHER. I AM THE ANTAGONIST. I EXIST IN DIRECT OPPOSITION TO YOUR GOALS AND VALUES. YOU AND I WILL NOT INTERACT AGAIN BUT REST ASSURED I WILL BE DOING VERY BAD THINGS FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE FILM.
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โœ… this user is powerboat certified
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Picked up a Blรฅhaj so of course the first thing I had to do was let them witness the North Korean embassy, which is a random suburban home a 5 minute drive from my flat
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A Shia leader that the President likes? Iโ€™ve got just the guy
๐Ÿšจ TRUMP SAYS HE NEEDS TO BE PERSONALLY INVOLVED IN SELECTING IRAN'S NEXT LEADER -AXIOS
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Adam Curtis watching this knowing he can splice it in with a video of Iran and Israel tearing lumps out of eachother whilst Aphex Twin plays over it
Fuller MP Strictly Come Dancing practiceโ€ฆ
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Westeros plot: "mark my words kingslayer, your family will pay for their villainy and North will be free till the end of times" Essos plot: "khaleesi we must cross the Desert of Dead Babies to reach the City of Evil Rapists, or the dothraki will kill you and take your shit"
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literally anything bad happening to me when Iโ€™m already spending Valentineโ€™s Day single
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