
(aka King of Hoboz) He/Him. Autistic. TCG Junkie (#fabtcg). Top 4 BH Cinci, Top 8 Calling LA. 10th Calling Chicago. Former Project M player.
Louisville, Kentucky
Joined March 2015
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Treating Wizards as morally distinct from Hasbro isn’t a principled line, it’s a comfort one. Wizards is how Hasbro monetizes you. Carving it out doesn’t apply pressure, it preserves the behavior.
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Hasbro knows Magic players are locked in by sunk costs/community. That’s why outrage is cheap, sales are safe, and “moral lines” go away when quitting is the price asked from the enfranchised.
They paid Rowling knowing the backlash wouldn’t cost them a dime. And they were right.
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Merry Christmas #fabtcg! Here's my Christmas present to y'all. One of FaB's oldest memes canonized.
Files below for you to mess around with. I intend to turn them into flyers local and have the xcf/psd available too.
drive.google.com/drive/folde…
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There's one thing I'd like to add to this discourse. The target audience and consumer base of magic the gathering is not magic players. It's scalpers and other middlemen. Magic players are the *product*. Internalize this and everything Hasbro is doing will make sense.
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Punch Cat@PunchingCat21 Oct 2024
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when i get my hands on you:
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Replying to @Vero_TCG
hey sorry about your card game lmk if you need someone to talk to or a back rub
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This is probably the best TCG in the last 2 decades. But have you even heard of it? I made a video to tell you all about it.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q23qsUnu…
#fabtcg #fleshandblood #TCG #tradingcards
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For those that are wondering. I believe that LSS mentioned at GAMA that every card in the new Kayo CC precon will come in playsets. Players won’t need to buy multiple to fill playsets.
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Replying to @fabtcg
Pretty sure this was hitting 50+, I still had Action Points and that E-Strike in hand. Round 2 of Calling Indy
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“FAB is a numbers game. Each card has value for offense and defense, get the most every turn and you’ll win more than you’ll lose.” This is the best advice I was given when new to FAB. I would still pass it down to any new player. It sounds basic but it’s very true.
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Best part about Lexi hitting LL is that I won't have to hear everyone whine about her anymore. Hoping FaB twitter becomes more positive and fun to use like it was before. I haven't felt very inclined to really keep up with my feed for a while now.
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OVER 150 PEOPLE WAITED IN LINE TO SEE MY FACE GLUED ON APE BODIES.
I WIN
WATCH HERE
youtu.be/XD3G6CVu4Yg?si=HY_P…
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No "Guarunteed Lethals" this turn. Well. At least not from this side of the table. Shoutout to @Pintorpin for the inspiration for a more defensive situation for the OG Bravo puzzle.
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Our Top 8 Oldhim mirror just played each other to a draw by demonstrating that they can't be fatigued by being able to Crown + Rampart + Earth React each other's hammer into infinity. They get to replay their game... as if untimed ice mirrors aren't brutal enough #fabtcg
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If the leaks for OGL 1.1 seem ridiculous to you, remember it is written by people who thought the OGL was evolving document they could just update to not be an OGL at all, and the biggest 3rd parties would just sign it. Expecting it to be legal masterpiece was never an option.




































