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Merry cringle everyone. Question: if somebody accident eat the cookies and milk for Santa he still coming? Urgent.
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""glueten free"" is affront to MY LIBERTY. what next, they take away every cakes????? Sorry but NO THANK YOU. #FreedomOfWheat
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Dear proffeassors of science: excuse me I do not want the rain, make it fewer waters please.
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i can drink coffee it coffee for drink coffee i can handle coofee coffee to drink coffee yes good everything under control cofeen is yes yes
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"In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed." -Sid Caesar
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"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all." -Oscar Wilde
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If you directly ingest the same amount of sugar found in a can of Coke, you will vomit uncontrollably.
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its fucking ridiculous the amount of fires being started, I hope they find the scumbags behind it, awful dangerous stuff. #LetItRain #MULLET
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People who went around correcting other people’s grammar are actually suffering from a form of OCD -- Grammar Pedantry Syndrome
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Cold doesnt even cover it. Im considering purchasing a balaclava after that walk. Frozen face.
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70% of Belmullet men who get lost in the big shmoke are never found again #MayoFacts
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As a #Taurus you are sometimes too open about your indiscretions.
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All my friends from NYC are sending me pics of this storm. Praying for everyone on the East Coast! I hope everyone is safe!
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"@FillWerrell: Some songs wake up my inner stripper." @gmca22. Haha!:P
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#Taurus think a lot but don't talk a lot.
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"The question should be, is it worth trying to do, not can it be done." -Allard Lowenstein
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"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere." -Albert Einstein
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"If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change." -Wayne Dyer










