Mayo Facts

Saw the Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes today, I'd never been in Swinford that early before.

Also, Patricia Toure of Ballyhaunis (grandmother of Kolo and Yaya) has confirmed the lads will be togging out on Sunday!

Cristiano Ronaldo has traced his roots has a granny from Charlestown, he's in contact with James Horan and will start Sunday! #MayoForSam

Jimmy isn't just losing matches, Jimmy's getting destroyed! #MayoForSan #MayoFacts

9/10 shops have ran out of 99s and Mr. Freeze's due to the unreal weather! #CostaDelMayo #MayoFacts

All Bohola has is a fancy sign.. #MayoFacts

In a recent survey, 89% of people agreed the penneys in Castlebar is fucking terrible. #MayoFacts

9/10 Ballina boys were left frustrated whilst filling out the CAO as there is no "dole" option. #MayoFacts

The illuminati is based in Attymass #MayoFacts

“@declavelle: you can buy crack in Corcorans drapery in Newport #MayoFacts”

“@Taam_Monaghan: Michael D. Higgins got his first handjob in the Millenium in Claremorris, on Mocks Night.” #MayoFacts

79% of men who still live at home in Balintubber have a bed time set by their mammys #MayoFacts

9/10 of the lads who go to Easons in Castlebar have a sly look up at the "adult magazines" you don't see in your local newsagent #MayoFacts

8/10 parents in Breaffy have had to explain to their children their pocket money will have to be cut down to €100 a week.. #MayoFacts

70% of Belmullet men who get lost in the big shmoke are never found again #MayoFacts

“@cianbutlerXII: If Ballina didn't have Penneys,Ballina people would be naked #MayoFacts”

Ronaldinho started his sporting career playing full forward for Westport #MayoFacts

59% of all take away orders in Claremorris are curry-cheese chips #MayoFacts

85% of Achil men will be spending Valentine's night with their sheep #WoolyKnob #MayoFacts