Joan Callamezzo reincarnated retweeted
what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
Joan Callamezzo reincarnated retweeted
Yo antes era de izquierdas pero creces, te haces autónomo, estudias, lees, entiendes cómo funciona el mundo y ahora soy de extrema izquierda
Joan Callamezzo reincarnated retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
Joan Callamezzo reincarnated retweeted
well found out my girl turtle is actually a boy and instead of him being 5 years as we thought, he’s 12? who is this man in my house
Joan Callamezzo reincarnated retweeted
my contribution to society is i don’t speak when i’m not educated enough on a topic
Joan Callamezzo reincarnated retweeted
We have Love Island. We have Survivor. We have The Bachelor.
Now please make a show where you put a billionaire CEO in a regular apartment, give them their lowest-paid employee’s paycheck, and tell them it has to last 30 days.
I’d watch every episode.
Joan Callamezzo reincarnated retweeted
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman
Joan Callamezzo reincarnated retweeted
Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser
Joan Callamezzo reincarnated retweeted
I think the core problem is that lesbian events often sound like 200 level gender studies classes and gay guy events are like “Cocaine Thursdays<3”



























