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Joan Callamezzo reincarnated@WDion1714h

I've missed parking lot Fee 🥲🥲🥲

Fe’Eskka@FeeskkaNov 9

BBG SHXT PT 2 Snippet 🍒❗️

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@Cait_CavellOct 31

what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween

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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

@beyoncegardenOct 26

OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

@beyoncegarden25 May 2024

what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭

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Jesús Molero@psicomoleroOct 16

Yo antes era de izquierdas pero creces, te haces autónomo, estudias, lees, entiendes cómo funciona el mundo y ahora soy de extrema izquierda

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@explore_ifxOct 15

Image from Explore (@explore_ifx)

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@harryjsissonOct 16

I read books and don’t hate immigrants

Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15

How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand

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@KaceyMusgravesOct 12

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

@KristiNoemOct 12

I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.

Image from Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem)

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futch cassidy@neutralpixiesOct 10

mr. big

Robin 🐛@Undue_RiskOct 10

I just don’t care about Carrie I’m sorry

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nkosi 〰️@_inkosixnguOct 10

well found out my girl turtle is actually a boy and instead of him being 5 years as we thought, he’s 12? who is this man in my house

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@TWOTIMESABITCHOct 11

my contribution to society is i don’t speak when i’m not educated enough on a topic

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@kiesha9iOct 11

ME:getting up from the sofa for any reason MY DOG: FUCK YES, LET’S DO THIS.

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Joan Callamezzo reincarnated@WDion17Oct 9

Announcing to the world that you're completely unfuckable lol

Plague@J4CKPL4GU3Oct 4

Women, we will continue to shame you for every reason until you start taking some accountability for your actions.

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Dylan Williams@dylanotesOct 8

You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.

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@WhiteHouseOct 8

America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. 🚀🌕

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Joan Callamezzo reincarnated@WDion17Oct 5

Imagine what it feels like to be @Tinashe rn. Underrated as fuck and killing Billboard...

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FUCKING LOLLLLLLKKKSJABSNSKBDJD

hood healer@mmasmonologuesOct 3

white people love all that cave diving cause down there they feel closer to their ancestors in hell

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Joan Callamezzo reincarnated@WDion17Oct 5

God fucking dammit. You people keep making me laugh so hard I'm gonna get a noise complaint from my apartment

Pie 👑💧@pienotacakeOct 3

"you cant fix her" i dont wanna fix her i wanna FUCK her!! im a pervert not a fucking therapist

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@amelia_tweetzOct 3

We have Love Island. We have Survivor. We have The Bachelor. Now please make a show where you put a billionaire CEO in a regular apartment, give them their lowest-paid employee’s paycheck, and tell them it has to last 30 days. I’d watch every episode.

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Lin-Manuel Rwanda@facebookvillainOct 4

ashing my nature valley bar out the window like a cigarette

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Joan Callamezzo reincarnated@WDion17Oct 5

Saying a single bad fuckin’ word about @Tinashe is the fastest way to make me absolutely hate you. The woman is a groundbreaking icon

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What’s stopping me from walking into a random hotel at 8am, confidently heading to the breakfast buffet, acting like I have a room upstairs, eating, and just walking out?

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