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the dog you’re putting down tomorrow
Chicago, IL
Joined October 2022
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At the lesbian wedding talking about how slayyyter almost died from eating oysters, I love my city, I love my friends.
I think interrogating the harmless and autonomous choices of others is a waste of time and energy and will ultimately create more derision than unity but hey what do I know
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I think the core problem is that lesbian events often sound like 200 level gender studies classes and gay guy events are like “Cocaine Thursdays<3”
“It’s so hard to be the swiftologist at a time like this” is a fabulous turn of phrase and I will be incorporating it into my vocabulary
Taylor Swift’s career is such a great testament to the importance of finishing high school, if you don’t complete 11th grade then you’re destined to repeat it forever.
Putting my hair in a bun, throwing on the seminal debut album Lights (2010) by Ellie Goulding, and handling it
iris amelia retweeted
you can't convince me this new fuckass word isn't just a misogyny dogwhistle i'm sorry
I just think this is a conversation we need to be having youtu.be/5i7GEMQC2IY?is=zHgD…
iris amelia retweeted
cried from this video Not bc it made me laugh but bc this is real fawking humor .. im so appreciative of comedy & the art of comedy .. wow
