Cycle Commuting 1981-Jan 7th 2026. Road Safety Advocate. I'm here to chew gum and ask stupid questions, and I'm all out of gum. Certified Russian Bot.(Parody)

Joined July 2020
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Cyclists are the greatest threat to pedestrians. Blackpool. ๐Ÿ“ท S. King
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What an utter f**kwit. @RSAIreland will be so proud their propaganda has found its target.
TheJournal.ie@thejournal_ieOct 22
Assistant Garda Commissioner Denis Ferry said "all pedestrians" including in urban areas should wear high visibility clothing. "I think you should do everything you can to ensure you're visible," he said. thejournal.ie/driving-phone-โ€ฆ
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Replying to @IsSaddleThereIs
Channel 5 never turns down a gilt-edged opportunity for a culture war.
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On review it doesn't appear the SUV driver has any hands on the steering wheel
SUV drivers multitasking
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Let's keep making TV programmes about e-bikes...
๐ŸšจWatch this. Drug driver Arron Straughair, 36, ploughed a Transit van into a family home in Easington Lane, Sunderland. He had a cocaine breakdown product in his system and no insurance. A grandad was knocked off his feet in his own living room. His granddaughter usually plays in the corner the van came through. Repairs are estimated at up to ยฃ90,000, and the family had to move out. He pleaded guilty to dangerous driving, drug driving and driving with no insurance. His sentence was 16 months, suspended for two years, with probation and a four-year driving ban. The judge cited his job, his family and his "good prospect of rehabilitation". She also said "lives are shattered every single day" by bad drivers. This family's nearly was, and he's still going home. I've knocked on doors after crashes like this. Suspended sentences don't stop the next one.
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Over 2 years to get to court โ€œJobey Jason Smith, of Chilcompton in Radstock, appeared before Bristol Magistrates Court on 9 October after being charged with causing death by driving without due care and attention while over the prescribed limit for alcoholโ€
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Dick here thinks road safety isn't worth paying for. Dick also thinks 20 mph zones are blankets and that people breaking road traffic laws shouldn't be punished. Don't be like Dick, he's a cunt.
๐Ÿš™ Families are being squeezed by rising costs, yet councils are wasting ยฃ42 million of taxpayersโ€™ money on blanket 20mph zones. ๐Ÿ’ท Drivers are being treated like cash machines, forced to pay more while councils waste millions slowing them down. ๐Ÿ”ต @Conservatives will always stand up for drivers, cut the cost of motoring and put taxpayersโ€™ money to better use, including ending Borough-wide 20mph zones as part of our plan for drivers telegraph.co.uk/money/bills/โ€ฆ
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i saw a kid on a bike ride the wrong way down my neighbourhood once.
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this is why i hate driving on country A roads. i just go a safe distance behind whoever is in front of me, and if there is no room to pass i don't try to, but there is always some asshole tailgating and trying to squeeze into every tiny little gap possible.
Driving specialist. ๐Ÿ˜ž
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My bicycle - which has been getting me around town & protecting the environment for 25 years. You'll be wanting me to replace or upgrade my "super sustainable" BMW after just 3.
BMW
@BMW5 Jun 2021
What do you think is the best way to get around town and still do our part to protect our environments? #WorldEnvironmentDay
2%Car sharing
6%E-scooters
87%Public transport
5%My super sustainable BMW
108,322 votes โ€ข Final results
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What a joke "two-year suspended prison sentence"
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Motorists ruining absolutely everything: Corner shops edition ๐Ÿ‘‡
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Lorry driver who used gambling website at wheel jailed after killing 19-year-old in M6 crash itv.com/news/granada/2026-10โ€ฆ
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ban e-bikes.
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Disqualified driver caught driving under influence of cannabis on A370 sentenced- Avon and Somerset Police avonandsomerset.police.uk/neโ€ฆ
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The absurdity of Great Britain! Motor Vehicles are allowed to drive down a wooden pier, rather than close it to motor traffic and let people walk or take a train! Good job we have trained police force who are above the ability of the average motorist! bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx30โ€ฆ
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Replying to @krassenstein
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Ban e-bikes.
A women who high on laughing gas ( Crack gas ) is jailed for killing a student. Tiffany Treanor-Johnson, 27 was driving 53mph in a 20mph as she hit and killed Harry Webb high on laughing gas in Hackney Treanor-Johnson was sentenced to 10 years and nine months in prison, and disqualified her from driving for 10 years.
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The driver of this tipper and trailer was spotted on the Farnham Bypass not wearing a seatbelt and using a phone while driving.๐Ÿšซ When stopped, their day went from bad to worse when they were confirmed to be disqualified from driving in August, for totting (again), and then testing positive for cocaine on a roadside drug wipe. ๐Ÿงช The driver was arrested for all offences and the vehicle collected by the company that owns it. #VanguardRST #Fatal5 #RoadSafety #RoadsPolicing #Farnham
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