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Scruffy

@UnimpressedWU

Known to rescue rabbits and snakes, and bury kittens

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Joined March 2013
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There's something about a girl who takes pictures of clouds
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5) The Alternating Knee Tease Her cl0thes are off and her l3gs are spr3ad. Don't panic. Start at her left knee, kissing every inch of her inn3r thigh up to her pv**y. When you reach her pv**y, press firmly against it with your lips, DO NOT lick yet. Pull away, go straight to her other knee and kiss up again. Alternate between both knees until she is seething with excitement and can't take it anymore.
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In another life, I gazed into your eyes
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Warren
@swd2Nov 4
A 10-year old boy wrote Virginia Foxx a letter as part of a school project. He had to write a persuasive essay and he chose tax credits for electric vehicles. The congresswoman responded by ripping him & his teacher. Last night, voters retired Rep. Foxx.
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alora@softerhabitsNov 4
“that’s my girl” omggggg fuck me
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𝑚𝑒𝑟@clumsymerNov 5
what doesn’t kill you makes you overshare on twitter
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send him a titty pic this morning
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Do you want to play a game?
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Someone@2012snowniceNov 5
Antidepresan tanımı yakıştırılmış bu bebeğe kesinlikle
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Am I really getting extra hydration from those packs I put in my water if it makes me pee every 5 minutes🤔
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Cats@NajamulHasfeyuNov 5
Image from Cats (@NajamulHasfeyu)
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Droogz@dr00_gh0ulNov 4
you’re someone’s secret crush btw
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He blows up six data centers in Russia and suddenly every Republican loses their election. 🤔
Image from Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum)
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Gm ☀️☕
Image from Duchess Banana of Anna 👑🍌 (@banana_of_anna)
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Cats Lover@Animals7005Nov 5
Image from Cats Lover (@Animals7005)
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Crazy how the betting industry owns professional sports
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He has that Obama elocution.
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I think genetics blessed me with very full lips so that I could kiss each and everyone of you that voted blue. 😘💙
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I can’t help feeling like Dolly Parton is so proud of America right now.
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