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Raising kids, lighting cigars, watching the party I left set itself on fire.

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The chlorine causes the fish to suffocate while also burning them alive. Most are dead within 15 minutes. But hey, the MAGA kids got to play.
At Trump’s Virginia golf club, small fish were dumped into the swimming pool so kids could try to catch them.
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To be clear, the president could have stopped this war a long time ago if he told his buddy Putin to knock it off and then gave the Ukrainians everything they needed to win.
UN Ambassador Mike Waltz: "More broadly, what we're seeing in the war in Ukraine is that is it spreading to the global economy, and it's all the more reason that the president wants the war to stop"
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Totally normal. Definitely not a reason for concern.
JUST IN: Pete Hegseth has reported more than $1 million in an account that he previously listed as holding no more than $50,000, per Advocate
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Evangelical Christians in the Bible Belt cheering for a rapist.
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That couple at the bar that keeps buying you drinks
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Everything Trump touches dies
“The president here shouldn’t interfere at all with the audio.” Audio 10 seconds later: 😭
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This is how you guarantee that no one comes over for dinner.
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We’re in a war that we can’t win. What’s the plan? Republicans:
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If you’re shocked that Senator Kennedy has spent the week talking about bestiality and how he likes Nebraska more than sex, I give you this little gem where he decided to go full YouPorn in the senate. (NSFW)
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These people couldn't give two shits that you and I are paying $4.69 for gas this morning. And can't afford to eat as much beef. Or have decent healthcare.
💰 Trump's state dinner table seats billionaires worth a combined $1.13 trillion. Take a look: tmz.com/2026/09/25/trump-sta…
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They gave everyone half price beer starting at 9am so they'd get in the stadium in time for Trump's arrival. Risky strategy Cotton, let's see how it plays out.
I am inside Neyland Not even 9:30 and I’m on my 4th half priced beer
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As he's saying this just remember he was found liable by a jury of his peers for sexual abuse and the only reason it wasn't rape was because they couldn't be sure if he used his finger or his penis. That's the person they picked to run the country.
Q: Barack Obama just said 'if you put women in charge of every government for two years, things would be better.' Do you buy that? TRUMP: It's ridiculous. I love women. I think they're great. But what a ridiculous statement that is.
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I can't even listen to this bullshit because after 7 months of war he still doesn't know how to say Hormuz Strait and it's goddamn infuriating because it speaks to how unseriously he takes this.
Trump: "I'm rejecting their deal. They want to make a deal where they open the strait immediately ... we're winning tremendously. We have total control of the Hormuz Strait ... that deal would not be acceptable. They want to immediately open the Hormuz Strait."
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These types of bombs destroy crops, farmland, orchards, and forests. Israel says it’s creating a smokescreen for troop movements.
The Israeli army has dropped phosphorus bombs on the outskirts of Zawtar al-Sharqiyah municipality, near the city of Nabatieh in southern Lebanon, reports Lebanon’s National News Agency. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/6wndd4
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White phosphorus munitions damage land in ways that undermine food, water, and livelihoods.Fires and burning particles destroy crops, orchards, and pasture on contact. Remaining particles and phosphoric-acid residues acidify soil, lock up nutrients, and reduce fertility for months or years. Farmers then face lower yields or land they cannot safely work. Unburnt fragments persist especially in wet or buried soil and can leach into groundwater. Contaminated water and soil raise risks of phosphorus compounds and associated metals entering wells and irrigation systems. People and animals that drink the water or eat produce grown on it face potential toxicity. Livestock that graze contaminated pasture or drink from affected sources can ingest particles, leading to poisoning and death. Dead or sick animals further cut meat and milk supplies.The combined result is reduced local food production, higher prices, and greater dependence on outside aid. Rural communities that rely on farming lose income and face long-term health and economic strain from both the initial destruction and lingering contamination.
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Where are the Republicans after 10 years of Trump? "Somewhere between shitabulous and craptastic" Good. FAFO.
Blue tsunami: Republicans are now playing defense deep in red America, with GOP-aligned groups spending money in more than a half-dozen districts that Trump won by at least 15 points in 2024. “The numbers are somewhere between shitabulous and craptastic,” a top Republican advising several federal races across the country told Axios. “It looks worse than 2018 now. Trump is heading to Bush 2006 levels.”
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It's noise from distant auroras like our northern lights. Not aliens. Boring.
JUST IN: Harvard scientists detect radio signals directly from a planet outside our solar system for the first time, located 64 light-years from Earth.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The detected signals are natural auroral radio emissions from β Pictoris b's magnetic field, not evidence of intelligent life or technology. arxiv.org/abs/2609.16720 phys.org/news/2026-09-a… livescience.com/space/exoplane…
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If it wasn't for backwards thinking republicans we'd be so far removed from oil at this point that it wouldn't matter. You guys keep banging that internal combustion engine drum and so here we are.
Diesel is so high people I know who never wanted an EV are now talking about buying one. It’s mind blowing to realize that Trump is ushering in the Green New Deal better than Democrats ever did by literally destroying American’s ability to afford gas and diesel. Democrats were going to force you to drive EV’s and gave you a tax credit. Trump is going to force you by making you go broke and giving in but without a tax credit. I guess no matter who you vote for you get the Green New Deal. It’s insanity. America is one of the richest countries in the world with oil, but decades of America Last and we don’t have the refining capacity to be self sustaining. You can’t hate the government enough because it clearly hates us.
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Hong-Chih Kuo had two full Tommy Johns and five total surgeries on his elbow. Kept coming back. Made an all-star team in 2010. Dude was nails for a couple seasons.
Whoever names the most obscure MLB pitcher wins.
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“I value my privacy, my family values their privacy, my employees value their privacy. But what we’re talking about is safety as well… When people talk about just one of these, privacy or safety, they’re prioritizing the wrong thing. What we have to prioritize as a country is compromise.” - Garrett Langley, Flock CEO
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Is it a stretch to suggest he knew it was coming but also that it would bring about the response he had been craving for 4 decades?
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