Joined August 2026
TwoBitFive retweeted
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The guy that said "embarrassing" to Dak Prescott last week
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Future Of The Retro
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🔮🔮 I still wonder if people don’t know or just don’t care about the smut Shawne Merriman has on his name.
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Peter Parkers coworkers when he first started submitting photos at the Daily Bugle 📷
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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TwoBitFive retweeted
They'd dust the guillotine off so fast man.
xQc gives his take on the protests across France 🇫🇷 "If I'm president, you can protest all you want... the minute it turns into a riot, I'm doing exactly the opposite. I'm raising taxes, price of life, rent, I'm trolling the whole game, I don't care..."
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Also that stupid ass nigga ok nfl network who said Jalen was faking needs to be fired and get his ass beat
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THEY TOLD Jalen Hurts NOT TO SLEEP 🤯 YET THEY STILL LET HIM PLAY. Are you kidding me right now???? FIRE THE ENTIRE @Eagles MEDICAL STAFF NOW. THIS IS BLATANT MALPRACTICE.
Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)
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TwoBitFive retweeted
I’ve been getting a lot of DM’s about this.. First and foremost. NCAA rule book says all players should be sidelined during injury. Now let’s get something straight. Grace Dietrich isn’t some random person on the Duke sideline. She’s a certified athletic trainer with a master’s degree, doing her job and responding to an injured player. Medical personnel should NEVER have to fight their way through anyone to provide care to a student-athlete, especially not knowing the severity of situation. I don’t care who you are or what position you think you hold. Player safety comes FIRST. There’s no defending that behavior in my opinion.
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This is a film that truly keeps on giving.
John Carpenter told Bong Joon Ho (and everyone at the David Geffen Theater) there’s a hint in the middle of THE THING that reveals whether MacReady or Childs is The Thing by the end of the movie and… I think I found that hint. *spoilers for a 43 year old movie below*
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AT’s touch players all the time, take the stick outta your ass and stop hating women doing their job.
a female trainer pushes a player out of the way in this video and low and behold, he doesn’t act like an idiot. He backs up
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TwoBitFive retweeted
a female trainer pushes a player out of the way in this video and low and behold, he doesn’t act like an idiot. He backs up
Dante Moore was just hit with one of the DIRTIEST SHOTS in the history of CFB. Please pray for the healing of the Ducks QB and potential QB1 in the 2027 NFL Draft 🙏
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This is a very well done video. It also looks like it took a lot of effort. I don’t think I can put into words how much it accurately depicts people I fucking hate tho.
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Dumb bitch talking about “buzzwords” when you’re calling ppl edgelord. Stfu champ. You’re defending the actions of someone who admitted they were wrong. Do you not feel stupid?
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🎃Coco’s Detective Soul🎃@Queen_ofCoffeeOct 18
I'll cancel the whole thing rn if you try to speak to me like we're equals like this again
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There is NO way this guy should have a job at NFL network anymore
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Jalen Hurts took a long flight to London, got blood clots on his lung, stayed up for 36 hours and still played an entire football game How is that not malpractice and how is there no potential lawsuit
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Why the fuck would she need to apologize?
Waiting for her apology too. She initiated the situation. #Duke
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