Joined August 2026
TwoBitFive retweeted
just found my new favorite tiktok
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TwoBitFive retweeted
Honestly this is the first time in history a Democrat has done a West Wing style public debate demolition of a conservative and it actually worked like on TV. Abdul has got The Gift
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedOct 18
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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TwoBitFive retweeted
I love when TV companies that don't normally do sports get into it because they're usually produced by people who love the sport and not by executives squeezing everything they can out of endorsement deals
A SOLD-OUT Reser Stadium awaits Oregon State and Washington State 🔥
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TwoBitFive retweeted
When them drugs nobody knew I took start hitting 😩
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YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE THE POPTART BOWL
Final: BYU 28, Notre Dame 24.
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TwoBitFive retweeted
The moment Yuta pulled out that ring and manifested Rika, Ryu and Uro knew that nigga was NOT playing anymore 💀
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Yes, Chris Bosh definitely got blood clots in 2015, effectively ending his NBA career, because he had gotten the Covid vaccine.
✞ 𝕬𝖗𝖙 ✞
@art_is_found9h
its totally normal for a 28 year old athlete to have blood clots, its definitely not from an untested vaccine that nearly everyone fell for during mass hysteria over a cold
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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TwoBitFive retweeted
I mean how does this guy still have the safest job in the world
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TwoBitFive retweeted
This is everywhere I go now. Farmers markets. Restaurants. Malls. They take up all the seating and loiter and do not skip anything in their algorithm. The chicken dance loops to Savanah bananas highlights. Hydraulic press of a football. An orange getting cheated on by a cherry. We need camps.
i am eating at the counter at a diner and a pair of baby boomers are just sitting here with an ipad, speakers on full blast, watching reels of AI slop. there are maybe 10,000 sentient human beings on earth
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TwoBitFive retweeted
Polymarket is taking bets on whether the seven Cornell students accused of raping a student will receive a felony sex crime charge. Among the athletes endorsing Polymarket: LeBron James, Derek Jeter, Eli Manning, Sue Bird, Reggie Bush and Richard Sherman.
Polymarket and its athlete endorsers are under fire for a market on whether any of the seven male defendants accused of raping a Cornell student will get a felony sex crime charge. There was $451K in volume, with traders placing a 28% chance on the market resolving to “yes."

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TwoBitFive retweeted
The Los Angeles Lakers are waiving 2024 No. 17 pick Dalton Knecht, sources tell ESPN.
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I've worked in network television for 20 years. Offering boomers ACTUAL market value for their homes and filming their reaction is a hit reality tv show in the making. 😂🤣😂🤣
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TwoBitFive retweeted
Fitz absolutely killed this!!!🤣🤣
Just got off the phone with Aqib Talib…happy we were able to work thru our differences
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TwoBitFive retweeted
You can tell he thought they’d just kick him out and he had zero plan to actually engage in a conversation. As soon as @AbdulElSayed answered the question and began pushing back he was stumbling. He wouldn’t even give his name at the beginning cause he knew his ass was cooked lmfao.
Narrator: It was at this moment tommy knew he f*cked up....
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TwoBitFive retweeted
30 DAYS OF NIGHT turns 19 today. Director sent Josh Hartnett digitally altered photos of a familiar Minnesota bar, making it look sinister. The images helped convince Hartnett that Slade could turn an ordinary setting into a convincing nightmare.
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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Sukuna playing up his cruelty and “refusal” to help because he didn’t want to admit he couldn’t fix Junpei
yuuji really thought the king of curses would actually help him 😭 BYEE
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every time a journalist talks to austin abrams
austin abrams has such a way with words
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TwoBitFive retweeted
POV: You're losing an argument but they mispronounce a word
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