@JustinTarnation

I can't give you what you want from me.

Joined February 2015
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Finally beat gold stake. Cc @awwhalenawl @CoreyBliss @dyogen
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The thing I notice I do now that I’m old is I never argue with people that care more than me. You care, I don’t, you win. Why argue. If you wrong well I guess you’ll deal with the consequences of it. I won’t because I don’t care.
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The legend of the northern blade is fire
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I wonder how mad people would be if I made loaded potato skins for Thanksgiving dinner
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My girl said the word opps the other day and I wanted to run away
𝔻𝕒𝕞𝕟 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕖@Durango_Bandz3h
I find myself in a conundrum. As much as I think people should have an extensive vocabulary, I really fuckin hate when y'all "learn" new words
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I heard somebody at Buffalo Wild Wings say “Your NFL team being bad is like your girl getting fat. You can’t do shit about it except leave, and if you do that you’re the bad guy.” They can’t be a healthy mind that comes up with that.
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I also heard someone say “Arch for Arch is over” And that guy is a comedic genius
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I do wish I could turn that tracking shit off every website or app that lets you share a link with someone wants to tell the other person your account. Like bruh I am just trying to link a video I do not want my cousins ex wife to know my xhamster username.
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Unfortunately I’m not acting. I screenshot the page and added the name below the tweet tho. Every time I copy a link from TikTok and send it to someone it says sent by my name so I never do that. But no excuses I’ll get out of that habit, thanks for helping me out.
Will Thee Taurus@WlLLTHEETAURUS4h
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You know damn well no one gonna do that. It’s as easy as copying the link in the same place that pops up when you download the video and pasting it in your tweet or the reply under it. Don’t act stupid.
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This is a very well done video. It also looks like it took a lot of effort. I don’t think I can put into words how much it accurately depicts people I fucking hate tho.
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Creators name: ariisaysso on TikTok
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Her page is watermarked throughout the video and I don’t know how to link TikTok videos without also linking my account and I just realized I should have googled it. I also could have put her @ name so that’s on me. Tell her I said I’m sorry please.
Will Thee Taurus@WlLLTHEETAURUS5h
And then you just steal it instead of linking her page
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I wonder if people just used to work at chick fil a habitually still say “My pleasure” instead of “You’re welcome” years after they stop working there. But I’ve never met or known anyone that used to work at chick fil a in order to find out.
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The giants were up 10-0 with 2 minutes to go until halftime.
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No matter who loses this is gonna be hilarious
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That’s funny
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Killer after killer and also, Finesse Mitchell
Randy Baumann@DVERandyOct 17
Never really thought about it but pound for pound career output/success post-SNL this might be the strongest cast ever assembled. Killer after killer
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Today is a good day for grilled cheese with tomato soup
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Ice sound like he finna cry
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Had a nightmare that the love of my life got married to someone else just because I had an outside baby with two of her friends and one of her family members and never publicly claimed her. It’s like people don’t believe in true love anymore
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You know what I hate? When you punch somebody in the face and they eat that shit. I don’t even wanna fight no more man I’m sorry this was dumb.
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