A filthy nurse. A total fucking cunt. I hate you already.

New York
Joined June 2010
Father Karras retweeted
Veronica>Heather
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'Sin City' is ALWAYS good. THe comic was totally better, but still...
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I'm an ignorantarian. I only eat the meat of animals that I haven't seen documentaries about. Crossing my fingers nobody makes a turkey doc.
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Pink octopus is so cute scientists may call her "Opisthoteuthis Adorabilis" yhoo.it/1FnxNnO
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"Je suis tellement désolé, Madame, but I have a bootAY call at 11." -why I am unable to chaperone today's field trip
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We're LIVE w/debut of "Rapping with Leiberman!" @BishopLamont + @MrLee713 talk Isis, HIllary $ more. Watch/subscribe youtu.be/J3nrPu61px4
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And this aneurism is named kid genius, And this aneurism is named my sister, And this aneurism is for the guy who wrote "spelt" Killin me..
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Who is Steve Buscemi? RT @SnottieDrippen: Who is Rick Rubin? RT @GeorgeFoster72: Who is Captain Lou Albano?
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<-----*goes around the corner and licks it up*
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Fuck it. Bowie's on
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I miss you.
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Replying to @Treoby
@Treoby fuck that, girl. We'll just watch it burrrrnnn
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Carly Simon's less popular follow up, "You're So Dumb (You Didn't Know That Song Was About You)"
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"Do something Pee-Wee! C'mon, c'mon!" -me, screaming at the tv at Paul Rubens ❤️
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I would drop everything I'm doing and a mixtape for you.
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Twitter is more fun when @Treoby is tweeting.
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Replying to @Treoby
@Treoby I miss you. Come over. Everyone else sucks 💋💥🐼
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My HR rep didn't have to laugh like that when I asked if beard transplants are covered by my policy :(
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Father Karras retweeted
when you accidentally type "yesh" instead of "yeah”
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