Damnnnn they said “mannnn, fuck you and your discount code” 😂 RT @SpiritHalloween: @SamTheSleezbag Hey! We have a promotion on our site now for free shipping for U.S orders over $50!

I’ve had this fucking jacket for over a yr. Always annoyed that it had “fake pockets”. 7 mins ago I found out that they’re actual real pockets that were sown shut. I cut the stitch now I have pockets. WHY THE FUCK DO WOMEN HAVE TO FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS? WHATS THE FUCKING POINT?

I’m here... for a second or two

I wish you better weather anyway

When Cyndi Lauper starts singing “I Drove All Night” on my playlist, you better believe my entire house becomes my personal dance studio including a provocative staircase choreography that’s likely hideous to anyone other than myself.

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Kinda missed you guys.... But mostly not :(

S/O to @StickerMule for these awesome customs buttons. Just what I needed & super affordable. 10/10 will order again

Oh Brooklyn... Why you so nice tonight? ❤️

If I add #WhoopWhoop in my bio will I instantly gain hundreds of unknown and unimportant followers?

Will someone please make Twitter awesome again?? PLEASE???

Ew you guys

The worlds oldest dog passed away today at the incredible age of 30... #RipMaggie

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I guess I kinda miss you guys...

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FRIENDS!!!!