Proof of life.

When I give a pitch, I just channel God. Please don’t ask me to repeat what I said; I have no idea. 🤷‍♀️

When I piss off my Siri, she gets really serious sounding.

Atlas loves fresh apples and pumpkin purée. 📝

When my dog barks, I say “thank you.”

Welcome home USS Abraham Lincoln ⚓️

I’m worried! (What use is that?)

He slept in my pile of dirty clothes last night, so I guess we’re bonded. 🖤

Atlas has a name! 🐕‍🦺

(Still haven’t named him though.) 🤦‍♀️

I love this dog so much. He’s a combination of the best qualities of all the dogs I’ve loved before. He fits right into our eternal pack. I’m so lucky.

I can’t decide what to name my dog. 🐕‍🦺

When did the moon get full?

Never forget that God has momentum you don’t.

I got my cheese fries, in case you were wondering.

Don’t play “test and apologize” with me!

Accidentally falling in love with literally the largest rescue pup on the planet. 🫠

This whole time, I never knew that wingstop has dirty cheese fries. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

TMZ Live @TMZLive is so MAGA

I was SO lucky to grow up in Chula Vista, culturally.

I just woke up from a grief nap, and I swear there is less food in Mario’s (RIP 🐾) bowl than when I fell asleep. 🥹