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Me asserting dominance towards my dressing gown that I’ve mistaken for a ghoul in the middle of the night
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"Getting to know gran as she tells you about the time she shagged her way around Italy. On the train, you can."
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I’m not usually one to defend Zack Polanski, but the idea he doesn’t have at least one single connection to Camden is just nonsense.
Look, here he is standing for the council there in 2015… as a Lib Dem… during the austerity coalition…
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Is Jordan North’s London Gatwick terminal actually any of your business?
London Gatwick’s North Terminal has been temporarily renamed the Jordan North Terminal for one day, following a challenge set by Capital Breakfast presenters. radiotoday.co.uk/2026/08/gat…
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The term “witch hunt” is overused in politics. Perhaps not this time. Quite a bit of the British media should ask themselves some serious questions as to whether the tenor and volume of the coverage they gave to this man was remotely proportionate. Likewise there are questions for Cambridge- and whether they discharged their duty of care.
JASON ARDAY has been found dead.
Arday was found “unresponsive” at an address in Battersea on Friday afternoon. He was later pronounced dead.
A spokesman for the Met said officers were called by the London Ambulance Service at 3.12 p.m.
“Sadly, a 41-year-old man was pronounced dead at the scene. His next-of-kin have been informed and are being supported by officers.
At this time his death is being treated as unexpected, but is not believed to be suspicious. The case is being investigated by officers from the Met’s Central South Command Unit. A file will be prepared for the coroner.”
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Keir Starmer’s biggest mistake was first addressing the fiscal black hole instead of making a TikTok with Rachael Reeves about the merits of scampi fries over pork scratchings.
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under burnham every 18 year old will be pinned down on their birthday and given this
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Norway 1 - 2 Jude Bellingham.
@JonasGahrStore, your boys took one hell of beating 🏴
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today i feel.... tintin. today i feel.... poirot. today i feel..... the la chouffe gnome. today i feel...... stella artois








































