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Be kind to yourself, you're worth it knucklehead Xx. 🇬🇧 🇲🇽 🇨🇦

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You know what's right for you. Marshbellow bath? Cat tummy kisses? Making honker noises when you squeeze their moobs? Trust yourself Xx
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I'm gonna kiss my kittens paws until she meows for mercy and YOU CAN'T STOP ME *insert maniacal cat kissing laugh* Xxx
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I want to kiss her nine out of ten times I see her. Not with tongue obviously. That would be gross. She is a cat after all Xx
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Lick the frog. Kiss the kitten paws. Stroke the squirrel tail. You only live once, may as well make it count Xx
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Relax, I'm not going to kiss you, I mean I am going to kiss you just not right now, shhh just relax. Me to the cat just now. Send help.
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Jane Says...@CrisisLined4 May 2015
Reinforce the binding that holds together the pages of your life.
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Kelkulus@kelkulus26 Nov 2012
Let's hear it for all the people who believe that sharing a useless disclaimer on Facebook is legally binding. Your cat photos are safe.
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Witnessing your cats' abhorrent behavior when you bring a rescue cat into your home is like having your own little personal America.
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Mr Horse@ln021713 Oct 2019
The most disappointing part of my marriage was that she never told me she was a manipulative, controlling, abhorrent bitch beforehand. It would've been nice to know
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Hugh Morris@Mirth_Quake22 Aug 2012
At what age do I need to start wearing an undershirt under everything so no one gets grossed out by my old man nipples?
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Juddy@iAmJuddy3 Nov 2022
Only reason you ask someone who they voted for is so you can feel more comfortable. The answer allows you to categorize instead of confronting your internal fear of actually talking to and listening to another individual. You people have a disease and it’s against each other.
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Death grip, nerve pinch, or mind meld... Take your pick, but I'm taking you down.
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Not gonna lie. Found myself in a pinch today and got McDonalds. Dear god it was delicious and this is how people die.
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Mammography Technician: Now, this may pinch... Me: JESUSFUCKINGCHRISTYOULYINGDOUCHETARDIHOPEYOUFUCKINGDIEYOUWHOREYOUFUCKINGBITCHYOUCUNT!
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Just J@junejuly1221 Apr 2014
People should taste like peanut butter Or in a pinch, cream cheese
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My parents threw out their Doctor Spock baby book and just raised me by the Vulcan nerve pinch.
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Takes a pinch of your imagination, a whiff of your scent, a moment of your time and gets a lifetime of memory.
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B@SolelyB14 Mar 2014
Karma may not bitch slap you for that, but I'll bet she gives ya a hard pinch for it.
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mark@TheCatWhisprer12 Feb 2016
Not to be political but I'm for deporting people who complain they're fat and then pinch skin together on their stomachs.
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I’m not wearing green today. This is not an invitation to pinch me unless you don’t mind being stabbed in the jugular.
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