Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. Dog defender. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard.

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Joined April 2011
I don’t care if people don’t like me. But if a dog didn’t like me, I’d definitely do some soul-searching.
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“I love that for you” is the new “bless your heart.”
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You must have me confused with someone interested in your opinion.
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January James-Riggs retweeted
You can be fucked out of a bad mood, this is just science
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I spent a big part of my childhood believing I was a human bean.
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Happy birthday @JohnnyRiggs9 I’ll forever look at you like you hung the moon just for me. Love you, baby. ❤️🎂
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January James-Riggs retweeted
Just finished putting my 25 foot tall Christopher Columbus lawn decoration on my front lawn
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I think it’s time to bring back sword fights.
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my hands in your hair pulling you into the fire
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Why go to therapy when you can drink coffee and buy books as a little treat to fill the void inside.
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So sad to hear about Chad Gilbert. This album will always be one of my all-time faves.
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Sandals girl summer is out… fuzzy socks girl fall is in.
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January James-Riggs retweeted
I’ll play with your hair. I’ll tell you how smitten I am with you. Let me show you how easy you are to love.
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If being in your pj’s by 8pm is wrong…. Then I don’t want to be right.
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Be the reason the judge declares a mistrial.
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It’s my woodchipper and I’ll throw in some body parts if I want to.
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I watched Ryan Garcia whoop Conor Benn and immediately wanted to jump my husband’s bones. Just me?
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January James-Riggs retweeted
a kiss between songs
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January James-Riggs retweeted
Younger people might not know this, but before social media, we didn't have to listen to crazy people. At all.
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