@TimToady

Yes, that Larry Wall.

 California, on average
Joined August 2009
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anocelot@anocelot27 Apr 2022
I clearly hear all these sound effects in my head.
Randall Munroe
@xkcd27 Apr 2022
Lightsabers xkcd.com/2612
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Funny how people use cold weather to deny global warming, then get into their RVs where the refrigerator uses a flame to cool itself just the same way...
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Since conservatives are by definition in favor of conservation principles, I propose that under the Conservation of Racism principle we take all the extra confederate statues, melt 'em down, and build the border wall out of that.
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So we skip the daily security briefings because they're "boring", but somehow we know enough about Russia to assert a universal negative…
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say "The new Environmental Pro{$_}tion Agency" for <tec mo duc voca stra crastina stitu>.pick(3)
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The popular approach
Hoping Nobody Hacks You: Security by optimism and prayer

ALT Hoping Nobody Hacks You: Security by optimism and prayer

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Alas, you aren't a true functional programmer after you start thinking that way either, since users aren't idempotent. xitter.cf/quietfanatic/status/80…
Lewis Wall @[email protected]@quietfanatic5 Dec 2016
You aren't a true functional programmer until you start thinking of the user as a function from pixels to clicks.
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Larry Wall retweeted
Jesse Vincent@obra5 Dec 2016
My ID bracelet for the NICU describes our son as a "0 day" This is not how I expected to get pwned. But it probably should've been.
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Exactly this. We need to channel Molly Ivins now. – at San Francisco, CA
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Bad Dataviz: This map of every pub in the UK is super helpful. via /r/dataisugly ift.tt/2gEZghD
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"Making America Great Again" apparently means going back to A: the 1950s. B: the 1850s. C: the 1750s. D: the 550s.
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Yeah, shame on all those women and slaves! xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump27 Nov 2016
In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally
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Hmm, I wonder how many more years till sea-level rise does a Sandy on the Whitehouse...
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First we postulate, without loss of generality, a spherical bunny... xitter.cf/MagicRealismBot/status…
Magic Realism Bot@MagicRealismBot26 Nov 2016
A mathematician in Kyoto wishes to substitute the world with a bunny.
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I predict virtual reality will be really popular this year, given how actual reality is shaping up.
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We have the circuses, now where's the bread?
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Thanks for asking the perfect questions! xitter.cf/charlottejee/status/79…
Charlotte Jee@charlottejee10 Nov 2016
Thank you for chatting to me at #websummit today @TimToady - it was a real pleasure 😊 have a great time in Lisbon!
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I can't see how Trump will make America great again, so obviously in that story I would never have seen the emperor's new clothes either...
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"Aides Convicted in Bridgegate Scandal" — but the -gate suffix already means "scandal". So it's like Snohomish River, or Durwent Water.
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The last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series, Real Estate developer Donald Trump was running for President of the USA.
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