At the stroke of midnight a giant tiger rises from the Mediterranean Sea.

A yacht falls into a pond filled with soy milk.

Solve this riddle: What has a thighbone and a nostril, but not a shoulder?

An ancient Roman girl appears on a New York subway station. She laughs.

A quantum physicist is naked in an invisible merry-go-round.

You wake up and realize you have turned into Beyoncé.

A French drag queen sees a cloud in the shape of a love letter.

In Orlando there is a tulip which has petals in the shape of infinity.

An owl floats in front of you. An old woman says: "That owl will kill us all."

A Korean man is turning into infanticide.

An army major owns a piece of rose quartz which allows her to make an infinite quantity of dictionaries.

A fashion stylist discovers that our destiny is secretly being controlled by a lava flow.

A witch rebuilds Venice out of kites.

On All Hallow's Eve all the world's camels are replaced by gramophones.

A gold mine made of Wal-Mart appears in Williamsburg.

A Young Adult writer owns an emerald that allows him to kill everyone in Prague at the same time.

A girl is writing a list. It has three items: Birth, polite society and a kite.

You are spirited away to Baghdad. There you start a new life as a busboy.

An emperor becomes obsessed with having sexual intercourse with slurpees.

A Bavarian king passes a law that everyone must be blue.