@anocelot

I hack, therefor I am.

 London, England
Joined May 2007
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Is it problematic when you are cooking and you exclaim “oy the glavin?” Also, I had to correct auto corrupt NINE TIMES because it’s crap.
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I was today years old when I learned you can hold down the “screen shot” combo on the iPhone to bring up the “swipe to shutdown” thing that the power button used to provide. Because that’s user friendly, I guess.
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Other people : twitter is a hell scape of Elon crap. My twitter feed after unfollowing that account: me making fart jokes.
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#TFW you are annoyed because a PS4 title didn’t copy to PD5 and the store tells you you have to buy it again. But then you boot the PS4 to play it, and discover you bought it on something called a “disc.”
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Good God. That feeling when you remember getting a 60 year old book when you were a kid. And then you run across it while you’re winnowing your book collection and it’s *over 100 years old now*.
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Tech companies: we have very strict guard rails to protect you. Also tech companies:
Al Yankovic
@alyankovic27 Nov 2022
Ha! Okay, Instagram…
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TFW you can’t imagine someone wants to *buy* your used thing, so you offer it for free to your neighbors… Aaaand you get multiple hits that indicate folks would have paid a lot for it anyway. Oh well. 😄
That feeling when you accidentally slip while pushing things into a stack and end up ramming a piece of cardboard under your fingernail - and are surprised at just how much it both bleeds and hurts. Yeouch!
I know I’m supposed to be rage quitting right now, but can I show you something I’m kind of proud of? Wordle 517 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Feed cleanser. Enjoy. – at Scottsdale, AZ
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TFW your retired parents are concerned about your crypto investment “because they heard the news say crypto is all down to zero today.” Good news - they’re super scared of this and won’t be buying any!
In the last several months my stocks have gone down almost 25%. But my DogeCoin is up over 100%, so I guess it kind of evens out.
I don’t know how people can spend a lot of time on Facebook. I just scroll until it decides I clicked on a video, and since all videos from now on will make noise, I leave. Can’t spend more than five minutes, tops.
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There are so many children who will only take one tiny piece of candy, and when I ask them, “please take another one” they’re like, “no, thank you.“ And then they’re excited to see the cat behind me… And while their parents let them pet the cat, when I offer him as a treat: NO!
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Also, I’m dreading when my wife finds out we ran out of candy and I raided her stash. Well, we ran out of snickers from the grab bag… Oh boy I’m in trouble.
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Documentary: “Ice, wind, and other environmental factors are hard on an airplane’s paint.” Me: “Wait, do you mean… Birds?”
FIFA executives: “We want to get more young Americans interested in our sport.” Also FIFA executives, “we don’t want to keep releasing FIFA branded video games.”American kids: “We still have Madden NFL, right?”
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