@TimSlagle

Stand up comic, clean and controversial.

 Chicago
timslagle.com
Joined January 2009
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In the UK, you can be arrested for saying something mean on Social Media, or for holding a "No Kings" rally. A British subject really has no business criticizing the US for our lack of Freedom. @jamieson1
Tom Jamieson@jamiesontOct 11
You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.
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Replying to @brianstelter @greenbergerj
Can't do, "her job"? Why do you have to get into the White House to copy and paste DNC press releases?
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Tim Slagle retweeted
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@TimSlagleSep 19
Letting CNN into the White House press room is like asking Bill Cosby to mix your drinks.
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Letting CNN into the White House press room is like asking Bill Cosby to mix your drinks.
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Replying to @motionsznn
@Grok is this real?
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Replying to @warDaniel47
What's the problem, as long as they vote Democrat?
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Replying to @imrealking00 @grok
@BruceWolfChi @CpPods It’s like the Universe wants us to start up the pod again.
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Tim Slagle retweeted
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@TimSlagleAug 24
A Federal Judge just declared the Iran War is illegal, and ordered the President to rebuild their Nuclear Weapons Program.
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A Federal Judge just declared the Iran War is illegal, and ordered the President to rebuild their Nuclear Weapons Program.
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Reports are that Hillary has begun plans for Bill's funeral. Which can only mean one thing: He's ready to testify against her.
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Replying to @BruceWolfChi
"If" we do a podcast? Come on Bruce. It's inevitable. You're getting itchy to get back.
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Replying to @BruceWolfChi
She's waiting to have kids until she's in the White House. Then she can go on Maternal Leave, and let the auto-pen run things.
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Congratulations to Todd Harig, a winner of Tim and Dale's Scavenger Hunt. You can be a winner too! Listen in to the Another Day Above Ground podcast every week to find out how. @harigtweets @ProSummarizer anotherday19.podbean.com
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Actual photo of SpaceX Falcon 9 hitting the moon: #spaceX
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Tim Slagle retweeted
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@TimSlagleJul 27
Senator McConnell posted another photo today. Doctors assure that he will be released from the hospital, as soon as they can get that sixth finger removed.
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This week’s headliner @TimSlagle is doing this comedy stuff for the right reasons 😂 Don’t miss Tim live at Acme this Wednesday- Saturday! Get tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/ev…
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Senator McConnell posted another photo today. Doctors assure that he will be released from the hospital, as soon as they can get that sixth finger removed.
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Replying to @AndrewDesiderio
Doctors assure that McConnell will be released from the hospital, as soon as they can get his sixth finger removed.
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On this week's Another Day Above Ground podcast, Dale and I talk about the fads of our youth: anotherday19.podbean.com/e/f…

Fads From The Good Old Days | Another Day Above Ground

Remember growing up with fads like hula hoops, pet rocks, and lava lamps? Dale and Tim return to the good old days and gab about fads, and have a fun time.

anotherday19.podbean.com
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Perhaps it's just a coincidence, but right after President Trump announced voting machines could be hacked, Daniel Ortega suspended elections.
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