@TimSlagle

Stand up comic, clean and controversial.

 Chicago
timslagle.com
Joined January 2009
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One of my favorites, from my new release, Bachelorette Party: youtu.be/Drf-ukZeQeo?si=yYR7…
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In the UK, you can be arrested for saying something mean on Social Media, or for holding a "No Kings" rally. A British subject really has no business criticizing the US for our lack of Freedom. @jamieson1
Tom Jamieson@jamiesontOct 11
You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.
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@TimSlagleSep 19
Letting CNN into the White House press room is like asking Bill Cosby to mix your drinks.
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Letting CNN into the White House press room is like asking Bill Cosby to mix your drinks.
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@TimSlagleAug 24
A Federal Judge just declared the Iran War is illegal, and ordered the President to rebuild their Nuclear Weapons Program.
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A Federal Judge just declared the Iran War is illegal, and ordered the President to rebuild their Nuclear Weapons Program.
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Reports are that Hillary has begun plans for Bill's funeral. Which can only mean one thing: He's ready to testify against her.
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Congratulations to Todd Harig, a winner of Tim and Dale's Scavenger Hunt. You can be a winner too! Listen in to the Another Day Above Ground podcast every week to find out how. @harigtweets @ProSummarizer anotherday19.podbean.com
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Actual photo of SpaceX Falcon 9 hitting the moon: #spaceX
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@TimSlagleJul 27
Senator McConnell posted another photo today. Doctors assure that he will be released from the hospital, as soon as they can get that sixth finger removed.
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This week’s headliner @TimSlagle is doing this comedy stuff for the right reasons 😂 Don’t miss Tim live at Acme this Wednesday- Saturday! Get tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/ev…
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Senator McConnell posted another photo today. Doctors assure that he will be released from the hospital, as soon as they can get that sixth finger removed.
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On this week's Another Day Above Ground podcast, Dale and I talk about the fads of our youth: anotherday19.podbean.com/e/f…

Fads From The Good Old Days | Another Day Above Ground

Remember growing up with fads like hula hoops, pet rocks, and lava lamps? Dale and Tim return to the good old days and gab about fads, and have a fun time.

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Perhaps it's just a coincidence, but right after President Trump announced voting machines could be hacked, Daniel Ortega suspended elections.
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Donald Trump's inability to get Voter ID through Congress, may force an Executive Order requiring elections to be held in Olive Garden®
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Join Dale and Tim on this week's Another Day Above Ground podcast, as we "celebrate" the World Cup anotherday19.podbean.com/e/t…

The World Cup Fever and How To Get Over It. | Another Day Above Ground

The boomers talk about the World Cup and what they think about it. Give us a listen and get ready to laugh.

anotherday19.podbean.com
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Could someone refresh my memory on how Democrat Primaries work? Now that Graham Platner resigned, is the new candidate Kamala?
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Could someone refresh my memory on how Democrat Primaries work? If Graham Platner resigns, is the new candidate Kamala?
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I'll be appearing at @AcmeComedyCo July 29-August 1st with a bunch of new stuff: #pronouns #Canada #blackface #racism
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A Memorial in honor of the World Cup coming to the US.
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