Stand up comic, clean and controversial.

Chicago
Joined January 2009
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Letting CNN into the White House press room is like asking Bill Cosby to mix your drinks.
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A Federal Judge just declared the Iran War is illegal, and ordered the President to rebuild their Nuclear Weapons Program.
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Senator McConnell posted another photo today. Doctors assure that he will be released from the hospital, as soon as they can get that sixth finger removed.
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This week’s headliner @TimSlagle is doing this comedy stuff for the right reasons 😂 Don’t miss Tim live at Acme this Wednesday- Saturday! Get tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/ev…
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It’s June, & that means wedding season, which has @TimSlagle wondering about bachelorette parties. His special, Bachelorette Party is out on Tubi, Amazon & Google. The album is available on major digital stores & streamers, too. #timslagle #comedy #humor #funny #jokes
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US Soldier Gannon Ken Van Dyke made half a million dollars betting against Maduro on Polymarket. He’s being indicted on charges of impersonating a Congresswoman.
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🚨BREAKING The New York Times couldn't decipher the acronym NATO.😂 ▪️The newspaper published an article with the headline: "A North American Treaty Organization without America?" However, NATO is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. ▪️As a result, the newspaper was forced to correct the print version.
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Coming to Snappers Grill Palm Harbor, FL February 25, 2026 One Night Only!

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Coming to Snappers Grill Palm Harbor, FL February 25, 2026 One Night Only!

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Coming to Florida for One Night Only! With special guest @LouisAngelwolf

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Kathy Hochul just legalized assisted suicide. For those of you who once said, "I'd kill myself before I move to New York," now you can do both.
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Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID buff.ly/3rFXKIi
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At a press conference, somebody sprayed Ihan Omar with vinegar. What a douche!
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*EMERGENCY BROADCAST* - BREAKING NEWS - The Weekly Wrap is your #1 source for Don Lemon news: DON LEMON ARRESTED! New FULL LENGTH episodes every Friday on WJOB, YouTube, Rumble and all major podcast providers.
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If Kamala had won the election, the only one who would be getting bombed right now, is the President.
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October is stacked at Acme Comedy Co. 🎤🍂 From killer headliners to our annual Crash & Burn week, there’s something to laugh at for everyone! Don’t miss your favorites! Who are you coming to see? Get tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com
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#centralillinois Mason City's Prairie Harvest Fall Festival this weekend! Food, festivities & a slice of Americana then a great, clean comedy show @TimSlagle headlines. Mention this reel & get 2 for 1 admission to either 8pm show Fr., 9/19 or Sat. 9/20. #standupcomedy
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Listen or die! Trump can’t listen because he’s dead. And his car was found with 100 others in the Chicago River right near Trump Tower. Fridays at 2pm WJOB 1230AM and 104.7FM as well as JEDTV and …
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Tim Slagle retweeted
If Hulk Hogan had lived just another month, he might have received a Kennedy Center Honor.
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