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I’ve never experienced it before today, but The New York Times had a headline today that you can sing:

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I'm not 100% certain but I think #StrangeNewWorlds may have broken a hitherto undiscovered 5th Wall with that last scene! 😂 #LowerDecks @MikeMcMahanTM @ansonmount #StarTrek

This must be some kind of record: Submission and turn down on the same day! #amquerying #WritingCommunity #WritingLife

Hey EvaWrites, Look what came in my email this morning! @ParanormalJunk2 #killingit #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter #writerslift

I swear, you can’t swing a cat around here without seeing another chateau #France #historical

Who's "we?" Does he have a mouse in his pocket?

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I promise you, when guys with machine guns start filling the square, I'm going to suddenly remember a very important previous appointment. @jack_obrien

Hey guys! I'm starting to think capitalism doesn't care about us! @StarTrek @jack_obrien @DailyZeitgeist

This is evolution in action... Life does find a way.

Absolutely worth a watch

Of course not. Because he'd p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ be lying.

I do whatever my kids tell me to @JasonKPargin

If corporations are “people,” then they are clearly sociopaths.