@Thribbulous

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 Bath, England
Joined September 2015
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Bill@CageFooNameOct 22
Replying to @goblin__soup
A maccy cheese Jacky p?
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@trivet1806Oct 20
Wut. – at Ware, East
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@marewho12Oct 21
They tried!πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
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My cat will appear from nowhere if I so much as look at the block of cheese in the fridge.
Mappers@CarolMapsOct 20
Haven’t seen them all day. Sit down with ice cream ….
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It's a good thing that I have never been given access to an arena's t-shirt cannon because I would aim for people no more than six feet away from me who aren't paying attention.
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Replying to @MartinSLewis
"Should you lease or buy a Water Cannon? Margaret from Sutton saved over Β£500 leasing hers, hear her story after the break"
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@SlenderSherbetOct 19
"Why am I always broke?" Amazon: Your dog's bobsleigh has been delivered.
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Mark Sweep@riffraffhandsOct 19
Kim Jong-Unwin brainly deads in the coma bonce.
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β€œSeize the banks now. Seize the means of production now. French people must organize and begin the transitional phase”
πŸ€– Made with AI
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@karlmarxisrightOct 18
Seize the banks now. Seize the means of production now. French people must organize and begin the transitional phase.
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Replying to @BradfemlyWalsh
*Fixed
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Watching ducks coming in to land on a windy day can be rather entertaining.
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@itsme_urstrulyOct 18
Do birds care that it's windy or do they just think today's a fast day?
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I would like to wish Chuck Berry a happy hundredth birthday today, except he’s dead and I didn’t know him and it was yesterday.
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@SlenderSherbetOct 18
When I'm in a performance review at work and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.
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Morning.
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BELTS@SaintBeltaOct 18
Back in a minute I’ve just got Lenny Henry’s left leg poking out me fucking ringpiece πŸ˜ŽπŸ€™πŸΏ
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If I ever meet a genie: β€œYou have 3 wishes. What is your first wish?” β€œI want the words β€˜lowkey’, β€˜I said what I said’ and β€˜hits different’ to never be used by anyone in any context ever again.” β€œUm…you know that would use up all three of your wishes?” β€œJust get on with it.”
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My autocorrect insists I want to write 'fir' instead of 'for'.
πšŸπšŽπšπšŠπš—πšπš’πšŒπšŠπš•πš•πš’.@panvaluesOct 17
Hi iOS autocorrect, if I’m typing β€˜I’ and β€˜m’ with a space directly after what the absolute fuck do you think I could possibly be wanting to be written?! No? Ok, I’ll insert the apostrophe myself dickhead. OH, AND NOW THATS A PALAVAR!! Sigh. Why no apostrophes when in all caps?
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Is it just me that is watching what is going on in France and feels sheer panic? It's already spreading to other European countries. It's going to get worse and worse. What if they start killing? I think it's going to happen. What are your thoughts?
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Bill@CageFooNameOct 16
I have got this video stuck in my head and I have been told off by Mrs B for going 'YEAH..........BOIII...IIIII........IIIIIIII' repeatedly
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Professor Poopsnaggle's Steam Zeppelin
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@HawkEmDownChrisOct 16
Whoever names the most obscure TV show wins.
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