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He’s back. Obviously the sneeze tweet has impressed him.

Just sneezed 6 times in a row and didn’t pee my pants. How’s your night going?

These new pieces have taken a little longer to make their way onto my website that I’d planned. Life has felt a little overwhelming lately. Thank you for your patience and for being here in my little, colourful corner of the world 🫶🏻

Back when I was doodling faces

Tramadol, dark humour, heated blanket and spite 😬👍🏻

I have found my Christmas jumper.

Sad sack has managed to burst her favourite Amazon box (she won’t sleep in a bed). Look at the nick of her. Poster child for the SSPCA 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ (Disclaimer because people. She has allergies, the clothes protect her from tearing her skin. I don’t dress her up for fun.)

An update from this shambles.

I deployed the heated blanket. She heard the switch from 2 rooms away and assumed her position in approximately 3.2 seconds 🙄

That trend of patting your cat until it gets annoyed except it’s my cat just walloping my heid until I get up and feed her.

Oh 🥹 *cries*

When you’re asked to produce relevant medical records 😬👍🏻

Good morning! Nearly the weekend. Be safe in the knowledge that Ali Express are here to provide decorative boob boxes and help you locate your vagina.

Bat feets 😍

Today’s gonna be a laugh on approximately 2 hours sleep. What could possibly go wrong?