AUM. Adult Male Human. Artisanal spam. Advaita amateur; don’t mind too much. Solidarity with realists and lapsed leftists. I laugh in the face of character limi

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The β€œauthentic self” of any middle aged trans identified man is never a 60 yr old granny called Hilda dealing with mild angina, a pelvic floor disorder, and healthy obsession about her latest crafts project. No, it’s always a version of Barbie Bukkake-Sexcumtart.
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By popular demand, I present to you.. my magnum opus.
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Read this article, I have gifted it to ensure that everyone can read it. This is a terrible, terrible situation and it would seem there is some dreadfully deceitful and despicable behaviour being carried out by Sir Ranulph’s wife. Her own family members, unrelated to him, are reporting deep concern over this as well as his own family and friends. This is clearly something which needs to be investigated and her Power of Attorney be removed and handed over to someone responsible (if not returned to him if he is able) even someone independent because this story is so upsetting and it is almost certain that Sir Ranulph’s vulnerabilities and age are being dangerously exploited. That worst worry is that we know about this because Sir Ranulph is a national treasure, a man who has achieved so much in his life and a man who deserves to live his life with dignity and with the company of those he loves. How many people who don’t have the ability to gain attention for a situation such as this are also suffering at the hands of controlling, manipulative family members though? And imagine how possible it might have been for people like his wife to use assisted dying without his consent had it been passed without those essential safeguards. As per my opposition portfolio I have my monthly meeting tomorrow morning with our Director of Adult Services, Housing and Homelessness so I will be sending this article to him and will be asking if there is any risk of situations like this happening to people under our care. My suspicion is that this lady has been able to get away with this for so long because she has access to the money to to pay to circumvent the kinds of tight safeguarding controls which our social care service operates under. But I want to understand more because this is so upsetting. And I applaud the care home owner who raised the alarm on this as well as Sir Ranulph’s family and friends. telegraph.co.uk/gift/b22d14b…
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A movie I will always recommend to anyone looking for something different to watch. Stan and Ollie, the Laurel and Hardie biopic. I promise you. It is a better, and more emotionally engaging movie than you could ever have imagined.
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Only just found out that Sir Ranulph Fiennes sawed off his own frostbitten, mummified fingers because he couldn’t bear to wait 5 months for surgery, and I quote: β€œThe bone in his thumb made it much tougher, taking two full days to complete while his late wife Ginny occasionally brought him tea”! How extraordinarily British.
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This disgraceful hypocrite sanctions our ally Israel - claiming to do so in the name of morality - and then sits down with the representative of an Iranian regime which has butchered tens of thousands of Iranians who rose up for freedom. He shames Britain with his conduct.
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I’m guessing this guy’s probably got a few bollockless mates that can only count up to three with their fingers.
Imagine proudly showing the world evidence of a major terror attack you ordered.
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MPs were recently given chances to stop the puberty blockers trial. This is the proportion of each party that voted to allow it to continue: Conservative: 0%
Reform: 0% Lib Dem: 77.5% Labour: 86.4%
Green: 100% Left-wing parties cannot be trusted to safeguard children.
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Whenever the long list of female action heroes are brought up Marion Ravenwood from Raiders of the Lost Ark is never mentioned. She's just my type, a smoking hot, hard drinkin', talks shit takes none kinda girl. She cuts scores of bad guys down while backing up Indy and kisses his boo boos after. Here's to you Marion. You're not just Indy's girl, you're his goddamn partner! Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) | Steven Spielberg
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RADA-trained actors who could’ve stayed quiet and taken the work. They didn’t- they realised British theatre had been captured by the β€˜progressive’ establishment- and decided to build something real. Shakespeare played straight- the canon treated as living work. New writing allowed to be bold. Actors trained with rigour, not slogans. If you want culture that still believes in excellence and reality, follow the people actually making it. Follow and support @thebasecreates. I do.
β€˜They are liars and they are cowards’ Our explosive interview with John Gillam on Thinking Class is now at 20,000 views. We hope you enjoy.
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Helen engages with the worst, anonymous shithouse accounts on here just so they'll reveal to onlookers who they really are.
Replying to @DocDeezWhat
Laughing at women and girls facing situations where they are alone in an enclosed space with men is mocking victims. You have been doing this.
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As a non-Jew, I feel like I should point out to you that there's no genocide being committed by Israel.
As a Jew, I’m excited to have a Mayor who opposes Israel’s genocide, and that’s the overwhelming sentiment I hear from my Jewish constituents.
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49 years ago today, β€œHeroes” by David Bowie was released as a single
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We see things are finally going back to normal in Gaza.
Women in Gaza are being traded for food, forced to marry their rapists: UN trib.al/kX7S2I6
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Soy profesor universitario y considero importante compartir lo que me estΓ‘ tocando ver desde que arrancΓ³ el curso, porque es un verdadero desastre. Esta generaciΓ³n de estudiantes lleva IA, YouTube, Google y toda la informaciΓ³n del planeta en el mΓ³vil y siguen sin saber nada. No saben dΓ³nde estΓ‘ Roma ni tampoco Huelva, no saben quiΓ©n es PΓ©rez Revere pero todos conocen a Lola Lolita, no tienen ni idea de historia pero sΓ­ de β€œstories”, no entienden el valor del dinero ni saben cΓ³mo funciona la inflaciΓ³n. Antes, para ser ignorante bastaba con no abrir los libros. Ahora, asisten activamente a clases para no enterarse de nada. Y encima son de cristal. Cualquier roce es un trauma, cualquier crΓ­tica es violencia, cualquier tarea es un atentado y cualquier suspenso es un Β«ataqueΒ» a su salud mental. Y si llueve no vienen a clases, no sea que se derritan. Han convertido los retos normales de la vida en un espectΓ‘culo de victimismo. En lugar aprender a gestionar los problemas que van saliendo en sus vidas, han aprendido a pedir soluciones a los demΓ‘s y a deprimirse si algo no sale bien. Tantos aΓ±os de progresismo abyecto ha resultado en esto, y despuΓ©s de aΓ±os viviendo entre algodΓ³n, sin golpes y sin aprender a levantarse, han creado una generaciΓ³n de ofendiditos con mentes vacΓ­as que todavΓ­a intentan averiguar quΓ© son. Eso sΓ­, opinan sobre cualquier tema con una convicciΓ³n, una superioridad moral y una pasiΓ³n que asusta, pero con argumentos huecos y no sustentados que son el producto del lavado de cerebro que han recibido de la narrativa woke que han venido escuchando los ΓΊltimos aΓ±os. Si no fuese por ese puΓ±ado de estudiantes (con futuro) cuyos padres se preocuparon en formarlos con valores y principios, serΓ­a esta, una generaciΓ³n prΓ‘cticamente perdida.
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"It's fucking ducks." How David Mamet feels about WHITE GUILT. Coming October 6! Sign up link below.
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Replying to @OkayBiology
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The Irish are currently having the longest most sustained collective stroke ever witnessed.
If the game goes ahead on Sunday it will be one of the darkest days in Ireland's history. There must be some players who don't want their name to be permanently stained by that. #stopthegame @FAIreland
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Bryony’s grandfather invented brunch, and Matt makes artisanal spam. They will eventually spend Β£7.3 million on their river powered high rise mill bungalow that creates free wind for the entire county.
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If you get the chance to see the new 'Present Laughter' - then go! An elegant, clever and funny adaptation of a classic, with @TracyAnnO dazzling every bitbas much as the glitter ball dress she wears in the final act. Clever pleasure! And I do hope they get to take it to Australia.
Looking forward to the show @DreyfusJames
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I am Arab and Muslim, and I say this clearly: the Muslim Brotherhood must be banned before we see more October 7s, more 9/11s, and more December 14s. Ban them before it’s too late. BANNING THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD WILL SAVE LIVES!
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