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The Gnurb

@TheTagsidermist

Nothing to prove here and nothing to lose. Think before you act.

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Joined April 2016
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#MyDadAskedMeToTellYou to beware of the giant gorilla chucking barrels at your friends.
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen14 Dec 2020
If you're the smartest person in the room you're not going to learn much. Consider changing rooms.
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No matter how good you are at Scrabble, you'll never have pizzazz.
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If it's work work, the phrasing doesn't matter as long as you preface it by saying "With all due respect..."
Chris (Official) 🧬 (@ColdBrewCookies) profile pictureChris (Official) 🧬@ColdBrewCookies8 Dec 2020
Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"? It's for a work email so it has to sound professional.
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Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"? It's for a work email so it has to sound professional.
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A Few Good Menorah. #HolidayAMovie
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V1/Rotate@SQD6178 Dec 2020
– at Cookley, England
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If I had a nickel for every time I had to pass some slow dick on the highway...
Cʜᴇᴍɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ Uɴʙᴀʟᴀɴᴄᴇᴅ Mᴇᴍᴇs™ (@UnbalancedMemes) profile pictureCʜᴇᴍɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ Uɴʙᴀʟᴀɴᴄᴇᴅ Mᴇᴍᴇs™
@UnbalancedMemes7 Dec 2020
Any idea where this is going?
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I hope he dyes.
Scott Dworkin (@funder) profile pictureScott Dworkin
@funder6 Dec 2020
Rudy Giuliani has the Trump Virus.
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A joke like this is worthy of some sort of prestigious award for writing excellence.
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Pew lit surprise.
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#IfICouldDoOver adopting a dog, I'd do the same thing 1000 more times...
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Arrogance in youth is normal. But, if we never outgrow it, it's because we haven't grown up.
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Going to do this every time I’m irritated and confuse people.
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I miss the days where cleverness actually meant something here. It certainly meant more than just being in a RT clique that ignores virtually everyone outside their little shit world.
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Want to wash your hair with a fake turd? Buy some sham poo.
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When you spell the word "fun" it sounds like you're cursing out the letter N.
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Owl Always Love You. #CatOrBirdASongOrBand
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Dewey, Cheetum & Howe.
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Just once #IWantToBeFamousFor not being squashed by a Bear
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