Apparently I can type wordy things. Biffterwizllerb is not an example of this fact. @gnurberella is mostly also me.
some Shire, middle England.
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@EvolvedGuppy
Happy birthday Jay 😘😘😘🍾🎂,
despite these kisses being appropriately socially distanced by the differing continental land masses.
#WhatIfMyBedroomCouldTalk
If you know who I live with, it's for the best that it doesn't.
it's always #JustWhenYouThinkThat that is that, that this thinks that is the thing that's that.
It isn't that. That's it.
On #WorldCancerResearchDay and if you are able to, it would mean so much if you can donate to my fundraising page and help raise life-saving funds for Cancer Research UK fundraise.cancerresearchuk.o…
My Dad would've preferred me to to say 43.5 inches.
Stress relief in the office #WasEmbarrassing until I switched to the less 'biological' version
#ManlyWaysToBeBritishAF
Be my Dad, (Mr.Aston) and buy yourself an Aston, because it's an Aston.
#DeepThoughtsAboutNeighbors
We live next to the cemetery so explosive gas or zombies mainly.
