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The Gnurb

@TheTagsidermist

Nothing to prove here and nothing to lose. Think before you act.

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Joined April 2016
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You can't spread butterflies on toast, dragon flies can't breath fire, you can't ride a horsefly or live in a house fly, you can't make jam with a fruit fly and crane flies don't lift things. Not only are flies annoying, they're lying bastards who grossly misrepresent themselves.
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Apparently #1984IsHere so I look like this again now.
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Looks like airforce one will be busy for a few days. #TrumpBanned
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#MyDadAskedMeToTellYou to beware of the giant gorilla chucking barrels at your friends.
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#MyDadAskedMeToTellYou to find him on friends reunited.
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Bear loves his little mate Sparky so much he deliberately goes out of focus when he's near her so he seems fuzzier. *dumb dog doesn't realise she's blind.
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To be fair I'm not sure she realises she's blind herself. It doesn't seem to bother her.
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The new mutated American covid strain is much the same as the original one, just a lot more fattening.
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Can't help but think proud boys dress up like bees.
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Few things are funnier than an American complaining about "foreigners" in their country.
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I offer late term abortions up to the 323rd trimester.
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As well as all the death, fear, pain and misery, another one of the awful things about covid is the amount of times I've had to read or hear the word 'normalcy' from people who want NORMALITY to return. #Norfuckingmality
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Irrational hatred No.065 The word 'Portion'.
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My elbows smell like knees.
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen14 Dec 2020
If you're the smartest person in the room you're not going to learn much. Consider changing rooms.
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Back when imagination was a thing on Twitter.
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It seems to me that in order for someone to be eligible to vote a DNA test should be required. If your dad is your cousin or you have an auntie mom you should be excluded.
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At this point there's absolutely no point in arguing with Trumplings or trying to reason with them. Just call them out for the ignorant, spineless, treacherous cunts they are, laugh at them and move on.
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No matter how good you are at Scrabble, you'll never have pizzazz.
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If it's work work, the phrasing doesn't matter as long as you preface it by saying "With all due respect..."
Chris (Official) 🧬 (@ColdBrewCookies) profile pictureChris (Official) 🧬@ColdBrewCookies8 Dec 2020
Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"? It's for a work email so it has to sound professional.
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Warning. This vaccine may contain nuts. theguardian.com/world/2020/d…
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