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A lot of quarantined parenting involves you and your spouse taking turns being irritated at each other for one of you being frustrated and being “too harsh” with the kids.
Tresa | The Mom Blog WI retweeted
In taking a sleeve of Ritz crackers out of the pantry, I knocked over a cup full of rocks.
I didn’t question why the rocks were there.
I just put the rocks back in the cup and put the cup back in the pantry because....
Four year olds
Tresa | The Mom Blog WI retweeted
My son wanted to watch Lion King today.
There was 12 minutes left in the movie and he just gets up, turns off the TV and says “I’m all done” and then leaves.
What kind of little weirdo am I raising?
Tresa | The Mom Blog WI retweeted
Some days I feel like I have it all together! Others I realize my underwear are on inside out. I will let you decide which day I am having!
#thelightwason #HappyValentineDay #VDay #friday
Tresa | The Mom Blog WI retweeted
Twinzer: Daddy you’re watching football! Are the Penguins winning?
Me: Uhm ok, it’s Baseball, those are the Cleveland Indians and this is a movie called “Major League.”
We may need a refresher course in the Sports portion of their upbringing.
Tresa | The Mom Blog WI retweeted
What I say: "Yeah, we'll see."
What I mean: "We shall never see. In fact I have already forgotten what you were talking about."
Tresa | The Mom Blog WI retweeted
I asked my dad what my stepmom's favorite color is. He told me the color that she says it is and the color that it actually is. Patriarchy is real, folks.
Tresa | The Mom Blog WI retweeted
I missed my metro stop this morning because I was reading tweets.
The correct course of action is to tell my boss I was late because my kid was sick again, right?
#workingmom #momsquad
Tresa | The Mom Blog WI retweeted
I’m always really grateful to have my toddler to talk to when adults disappoint me
Tresa | The Mom Blog WI retweeted
I reached into my back pocket tonight for my cell phone and found this. My 2 year old says the rates are better and there are no hidden fees.
Tresa | The Mom Blog WI retweeted
Want to get your kids in the kitchen but don't know where to start?
Here's a handy "Ages & Stages" guide for kids' kitchen skills --> (affiliate) sl290.isrefer.com/go/CODE/ju…
#cookingwithkids #parenting #kids
Tresa | The Mom Blog WI retweeted
For 13 years, anything I'm eating, if it's got a bad spot or if I drop it on the floor, I walk up to my husband and feed it to him.
He thinks I'm being sweet and nice, but I'm actually getting rid of food that I've deemed not good enough for me to consume.
Tresa | The Mom Blog WI retweeted
Super Bowl goal...gonna try to make homemade pulled pork. Could be awesome. Could be prelude to a call to the pizza place.
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