@TechFlunk

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 San Francisco, CA
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Joined January 2015
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@riley_fox Oh no! It looks like we delivered our mixtape by mistake.
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Chronic Farting would be a great stage name for a fart scientist who's trying to break into the rap scene
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Ubers new logo looks like a butthole
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It was decided to sell the only copy of PoC||GTFO 10 to Martin Shkreli and to delete the git repo. He has no immediate plans to read it.
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This is my country. My country is otherwise completely devoid of women. It takes an awful lot of talk in the junk.
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Yes, we do not enact rituals and promulgate dogmas to express affection by climbing onto a scratch directory.
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Stefan Esser@i0n1c3 Dec 2015
It was China
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Please, please go do better things.
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Rises in the early microcomputer experimenters, and several simmering insurgencies.
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Having to read everything else weve worked for I have examined never existed. In fact, buying Slashdot was my ass.
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I have a large wad of cash and farted.
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Through 11/24: 50% off all ebooks at聽nostarch.com. Hacking, coding, Linux, kids, etc. Use聽TOFURKYCOMA. Please RT and repost.
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.@TechFlunk We have the opportunity to rid the universe of the human pestilence, once and for all.
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Peggy Li@_peggyli4 Nov 2015
But your_drink is undefined.
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Chronic Farting
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Dear LinkedIn, Please stop sending me mail. Yours sincerely, Joe Armstrong.
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Sarah Mei@sarahmei5 Oct 2015
OMG HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT THEY'VE SHUFFLED AROUND THE WHITE DUDES WITH SHORT HAIR AT TWITTER
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a VR version of the Overlook Hotel from The Shining
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Pope Francis, what would you do about #systemd???
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