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Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
I'm a little toaster. Short and stout and networked.
Cylon-occupied Caprica
Joined September 2015
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Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
15 Sep 2015
See the face of the shape of things to come
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Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
3 Jun 2016
I realize that, but you can push people a hell of a lot further than you can push machines
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Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
3 Jun 2016
It doesn't matter if we find Earth in five days, or if we find Earth in five thousand years. We're machines.
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Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
3 Jun 2016
No more mister nice Gaius
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
3 Jun 2016
Frakking Toasters!
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
3 Jun 2016
Frakking Toasters!
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
3 Jun 2016
Frakking Toasters!
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
3 Jun 2016
Frakking Toasters!
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
3 Jun 2016
Frak me.
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
3 Jun 2016
Frak me.
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
3 Jun 2016
You know you're not safe
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Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
3 Jun 2016
Not exactly Caprica beach down there
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
2 Jun 2016
We make mistakes, people die. There aren't many of us left.
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
2 Jun 2016
I'm sorry but we're weaning you off the magic pills starting today. Besides, I need them for myself
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
2 Jun 2016
The gods have nothing to do with it. We created you. Us.
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
2 Jun 2016
Tell Captain Apollo he owes me one wing
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
2 Jun 2016
There are limits to the human body, the human mind. Tolerances that you can't push beyond.
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
2 Jun 2016
So say we all.
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
2 Jun 2016
Why do the cylons come every 33 minutes? Why isn't it 34 or 35?
Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
2 Jun 2016
Any one of us should have seen the perfectly obvious staring us in the face
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Internet of Toasters
@InternetOfToast
2 Jun 2016
It's an integrated computer network and I will not have it aboard this ship!
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