@NodeDuh

Bad Parody Tweets about Node point JavaScript Since 1995

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Joined August 2011
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Buying some Oracle stock today because it will probably become more valuable now that they own JavaScript
So I am at this JavaScript meetup and The Most Interesting Man in the World is also in attendance! I briefly overheard him mention not using "npm" very much, but that when he does, it is always "sudo npm".
TRY MY NEW FORK OF #NodeJS CALLED A HOLE DOT JS
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RT if you don't wanna install fucking pug and like the name jade better
RT if you find the whole Node.js universe to be pretty tedious!
BREAKING: Facebook buys NPM
Node Package Evil Maid Attack
Never having NPM on your system in the first place yields a 2x lifespan.
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NODE PROGRESS MANAGER
New JavaScript Steams API — Support for Half-Life 3 Confirmed #nodejs #steamgames
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BEWARE OF HATERS: Our corporation based entirely on dpkg was singled out as monopolists once too!
HE MAD medium.com/@wob/the-sad-stat…
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Replying to @duggan
HA HA HA HA HA HA @duggan HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Replying to @seldo
⌃@seldo but what about UPLOADS?!
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NPM adds sneaky clause to #nodejs license: "You own your butt, but grant npm a license to use it free of charge" github.com/nodejs/node/issue…

Potential Licensing issues with npm · Issue #3959 · nodejs/node

What most developers using node may not realize, and that NPM has not shared with the community, is that we entered into a changing legal landscape for the use of our own packages recently. With th...

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"Rijndael" and "Ryan Dahl" — coincidence? You decide!
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CULTURAL CZAR FOR OBSERVATION OF IRONIC WHITE PEOPLE HAPPENINGS
Finest example of condescending asshole flavored answers to Frequently Asked Questions of all time docs.npmjs.com/misc/faq
At the time of this writing, the string 'node_modules' appears 151 times in 53 separate files and is tattooed in the original author's colon
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