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Alethea Wiesner

@Sweetlethe

Irreverent hedonist. Passionate traveler. Tequila aficionado. Part-time mermaid.

 Calgary
Joined March 2012
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Seth Abramson
@SethAbramson12 Jul 2018
All this to protect a lifelong criminal in business and now politics. I can't get over it—Republicans are tossing away 150 years of political gravitas to protect a two-bit con man from facing justice for being the most traitorous horse's ass ever to enter American political life.
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Tatered@tatered12 Feb 2017
We noticed that @realdonaldtrump's tweets are basically the lyrics to an early 2000s emo song, so we turned them into one.
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I can't think of anything that's better summed up what it's like to be a woman 🙃
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Alex Hirsch
@_AlexHirsch9 Nov 2016
The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall
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Ally@TragicAllyHere26 Oct 2016
Got an insurance physical and my blood sample came back as 3% queso. The lab attached a handwritten note that just said "good lord"
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Replying to @JBFineCheese
@JBFFandMabou People should come and feast! Then leave without paying, sort of like Janice and her FARM employees. Disgusting and shameful
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ceej@ceejoyner12 Jan 2015
Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.
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John Dingell@JohnDingell21 Apr 2016
$20 to the first reporter who asks Donald Trump how much he thinks a gallon of milk costs.
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jawn mulaney@phippsdontlie6 Jun 2016
okay but how good do I have to get at swimming before I can get away with murdering rapists, because I will practice
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The Oatmeal
@Oatmeal21 Apr 2016
I'm starting to suspect that George R.R. Martin is the author behind 2016
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Eric Smith@ericsmithrocks2 Mar 2016
2016: Trump won't win. 2017: President Trump can't do that, can he? 2018: You watching The Hunger Games tonight? I hope my District wins.
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Joe Rogan
@joerogan27 Jan 2013
This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
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Leah Steltenpohl@Leahhh2221 Oct 2015
#NewSATQuestions Starbucks messed up Kate's order. Kate's white. How done is she? a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
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On your first day as POTUS, how many countries in Iran will you bomb? #SarahPalinQuestions
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Feeling blue? Cheer up! You'll be dead soon enough, in an unfeeling blackness. Meanwhile, there's Arbys. Please eat at Arbys.
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You think YOU'VE got problems? Pfft. You do. Love is an illusion and the brutal persistence of time will destroy you. Arbys: die full.
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Will Rodgers
@xWILLRODGERSx21 Mar 2015
"I eat whatever I want and I don't gain any weight..." -People who can Go Fuck Themselves – at Hollywood, Los Angeles
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Irene Adler@The_Whip_Hand14 Mar 2015
Things we hated as children: Being spanked, and naps. Things we love as adults: Being spanked, and naps.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. And after that, the to-do list is complete and I can go home and watch TV.
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Irene Adler@The_Whip_Hand8 Mar 2015
Every box of raisins is a tragic story of grapes that could have been wine.
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