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Alethea Wiesner

@Sweetlethe

Irreverent hedonist. Passionate traveler. Tequila aficionado. Part-time mermaid.

 Calgary
Joined March 2012
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All my really fun ideas end with some variation of me reminding myself to imagine the scope of the resulting legal actions.
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Seth Abramson
@SethAbramson12 Jul 2018
All this to protect a lifelong criminal in business and now politics. I can't get over it—Republicans are tossing away 150 years of political gravitas to protect a two-bit con man from facing justice for being the most traitorous horse's ass ever to enter American political life.
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Tatered@tatered12 Feb 2017
We noticed that @realdonaldtrump's tweets are basically the lyrics to an early 2000s emo song, so we turned them into one.
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This is the American president. How embarrassing. xitter.cf/keeltyc/status/8250524…
I entered to win an ARC of Silence Fallen by Patricia Briggs @Mercys_Garage patriciabriggs.com/
I can't think of anything that's better summed up what it's like to be a woman 🙃
Image from ali griffin vingiano (@alivingiano)
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Dewy, absorbed well, seems nice but not standout. ipsy.com/new?sid=twitter&ref…
Oh, America. This is the political epitome of cutting off your nose to spite your face. #ElectionNight
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Alex Hirsch
@_AlexHirsch9 Nov 2016
The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall
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Ally@TragicAllyHere26 Oct 2016
Got an insurance physical and my blood sample came back as 3% queso. The lab attached a handwritten note that just said "good lord"
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Replying to @JBFineCheese
@JBFFandMabou People should come and feast! Then leave without paying, sort of like Janice and her FARM employees. Disgusting and shameful
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Good food? Maybe. Underhanded business practices? Apparently. cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/j…
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[snuggling] Me: Can you move? My arm is asleep. Him: Ok. How can I make this better for you? Me: (pause) Can you try to be Chris Hemsworth?
Me: I gave us the right directions! Drew: Yes. You were right once. Me: I'm half as right as a broken clock because it's right twice a day.
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ceej@ceejoyner12 Jan 2015
Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.
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John Dingell@JohnDingell21 Apr 2016
$20 to the first reporter who asks Donald Trump how much he thinks a gallon of milk costs.
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jawn mulaney@phippsdontlie6 Jun 2016
okay but how good do I have to get at swimming before I can get away with murdering rapists, because I will practice
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Just melted cheese onto a plate and burst into tears, so Day 1 of my period is going about as expected.
Pollen: Nature's bukkake.
RIP Prince, Bowie, Rickman... xitter.cf/PaperClippe/status/348…
mammal-like reptile (@PaperClippe) profile picturemammal-like reptile@PaperClippe23 Jun 2013
George R. R. Martin, Joss Whedon, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar and everyone you've ever loved dies.
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The Oatmeal
@Oatmeal21 Apr 2016
I'm starting to suspect that George R.R. Martin is the author behind 2016
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