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The entire theme of my Generation X upbringing was *Actions Have Consequences*.
I think that's why i'm so fucking confused with our current reality.
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Turning to strangers in an elevator after ten seconds of silence and saying “So do you guys think the bird was actually for sale or no”
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David Bailey’s final stat line against the Browns is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS:
• 57 total defensive snaps (8th on team)
• 7 total pressures (1st on team)
• 3 sacks (1st on team)
• 4 QB hits (1st on team)
• 3 QB hurries (1st on team)
• 6 STOPS (1st on team)
• 7 total tackles (2nd on team)
• 1 FF (1st on team)
The Jets rookie DE is already one of the SCARIEST pass rushers in the NFL 🤯🔥
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Just got fired from Apple. I was the guy who designed the AirPods to shoot out of the case at high speeds whenever you drop it.
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The great irony that in age of inattention and short videos and distractions frying people it may be @phish going deeper and deeper with jams - 41, 26 mins etc-and you look around- no one on their phone. Everyone focused. It’s 2026 and Phish is out here saving brain cells
Every day that I work from home, I get something I call a “Rich Fat Guy Lunch” which consists of a fresh baguette from the local French bakery, half a peppered salame, and half a wheel of Brie
It’s 1500 calories and I feel like shit from the hours of 1 to 3 PM
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For $200, I’ll come over wearing a tool belt and a branded polo and tell your wife the renovation she wants to do is impossible because that’s a load bearing wall
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BIG NEWS, MILWAUKEE! 🪿💨
We’re playing the official @goosetheband afterparty in the atrium of @mhltheatre immediately after Goose finishes their SOLD OUT show on Saturday, November 7th!
Let’s keep the party rollin’ all night long 🔥 FREE ENTRY for all Goose ticket holders!
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adult friendships are just exchanging "im alive just depressed and busy but ily" messages back and forth until the end of time
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Kitten 🐈@kitten_belovedSep 17
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Recipes will dead ass be like
Prep time: 10 minutes
Step 1: chop and caramelize 4 onions
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Bring back Blockbuster. I’m so sick of the 8,000 streaming services and their fuck ass subscriptions
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OMG I’m downloaded an app called Be My Eyes, where blind people can call and they can ask anything like if an outfit matches or food is in date.
And I just got my first call!! A lady in US asked if she’d bought the right jam. She had. She was lovely. That’s so fcking cool!
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Lots to be said about how nepotism enables people like Stella Lefty to plagiarize artists without consequence but something also needs to be said about how the American public so frequently accepts and embraces terrible art. They simply don’t care about the art forms they consume
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sorry can you add more ads to your recipe website, I can still sort of read it clearly
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I’m a retired brain surgeon and I wanna tell you why you feel like life is passing by. I just need one minute to explain this to you so hang in there.
Repetitive daily routines stop the brain from recording clear detailed memories. When every day looks the same, your brain does not track time the same as a clock does. It tracks change. If nothing new happens then days, months, and years start to blur together.
This is know as Time compression. When life lacks variety, your brain compresses past days together, making it feel like time is sped up.
To stop feeling like life is passing you by, add new experiences to your life. Break routine habits, like changing your daily home routine, taking a different route to work, or trying a new hobby.
Schedule small trips or plan new adventures so your days do not blend together.
Practice mindfulness by staying fully focused on what you are doing right now and not trying to race off to the next task.
Keep a journal and write down happy memories or memorable parts of the day before you go to sleep.
Take deep, calm breaths when you feel anxious or rushed to return your focus to the moment.
You can and you will retrain your brain to not feel like life is passing you by by following these few simple measures.



























