Financial Planner & financial wellness speaker. Concert junkie. ⭕️ Foodie. Work hard, be kind, travel, go see live music.
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Ate at a new spot called “Bar Mutz”. Place is an unapologetically unhinged love letter to NJ through pop culture & food.
Fresh Mutz was 🔥 but their spicy rigatoni, chicken Milanese w/ Caesar, & breaded sausage/chicken parm mashup was wild. Vibes & 90s hip hop were abundant
The girls had a charity event last night, so the Dads took ALL the kids out for Hibachi.
12 kids. 12! Ranging in age from 1 to 8 years old. Holy hell that was fucking TORTURE.
My kids were not good, but they were the best behaved two there. I tipped 40%. End of rant.
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Turning to strangers in an elevator after ten seconds of silence and saying “So do you guys think the bird was actually for sale or no”
I need to come clean with y’all. I’ll admit it.. I do judge people at the gym.
It’s a *cruel* judgement game called “Will I see someone younger than the T-shirt that I’m wearing?”
I’ve always lose this game. 😂 💪
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David Bailey’s final stat line against the Browns is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS:
• 57 total defensive snaps (8th on team)
• 7 total pressures (1st on team)
• 3 sacks (1st on team)
• 4 QB hits (1st on team)
• 3 QB hurries (1st on team)
• 6 STOPS (1st on team)
• 7 total tackles (2nd on team)
• 1 FF (1st on team)
The Jets rookie DE is already one of the SCARIEST pass rushers in the NFL 🤯🔥
Made the best of one of the wettest tailgates in years.
Final course- Short rib sliders on kings Hawaiian rolls. And now we’re inside and dry. 🥰
@njrealtornic you’ll be extremely proud of our menu today.
- Taylor ham egg and cheese Sammie’s
- Steamed clams with garlic and white wine
- short rib sliders on kings Hawaiian
(Pics to come!)
Course 1: Taylor ham, egg and cheese. (Or pork roll, if you must) 🤣
@njrealtornic you’ll be extremely proud of our menu today.
- Taylor ham egg and cheese Sammie’s
- Steamed clams with garlic and white wine
- short rib sliders on kings Hawaiian
(Pics to come!)
An incredibly understated downgrade in society the last 10-ish years is exceptional Customer Service & hospitality is non-existent.
Your food or merch can honestly be mid, but if your service is 🔥 I am IN FOR LIFE.
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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Just got fired from Apple. I was the guy who designed the AirPods to shoot out of the case at high speeds whenever you drop it.
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The great irony that in age of inattention and short videos and distractions frying people it may be @phish going deeper and deeper with jams - 41, 26 mins etc-and you look around- no one on their phone. Everyone focused. It’s 2026 and Phish is out here saving brain cells
Tajin grilled tenderloin 🥩 🍋🟩
with my Puerto Rican style beans.
(Yes, I know the rice is Portuguese, so don’t yell at me.. it’s my dinner! 😉😇)
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