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I fucking love people who become more themselves with age. Stranger taste. Clearer boundaries. Louder laugh. Less interest in impressing random people. Watching somebody slowly stop auditioning for the world is fucking beautiful.
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This is INSANE.
AIPAC controls 76% of the members of Congress, regardless of which party they belong to.
There’s def a uniparty, but it looks much different than I could have ever imagined.
I NEVER looked or paid attention to any of this until they took out Thomas Massie.
Replying to @FmrRepMTG
So under full AIPAC control, the AIPAC controlled Senate can’t pass the Save America Act for election integrity. AIPAC needs to be able to steal seats, like Thomas Massie's, ensuring they keep the super majority in Congress.
I've got 4 decks to finish before Saturday, do i finish
the one my friend asked me not to build,
weaponized math,
extreme couponing: m-word edition, or teleporting emo kid and his sword collection
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Looks like someone was a little giddy and accidentally let the cat out of the bag...not surprisingly AIPAC ended up deleteting this post...
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Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.
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Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke
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Funny how these ‘patriotic Christians’ never seem to follow this part of the Bible.
Leviticus 19:33–34.
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The only guy to truly raise hell about the Epstein files, and a recent critic of Israel, and instantly loses after 14 years of near uncontested elections. Makes you fucking think
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I think it's extremely telling that I saw a grand total of one post about the Goblin Storm deck where somebody was able to buy one.
Scalpers are the bane of every hobby and if you buy one of these from them your only contributing to the problem.
Hey @Wizards I was considering getting back into MtG because Commander looks fun, so I thought I’d try to pick up the Goblin Storm Secret Lair because it’s two of my favorite themes.
Go home during lunch, load the site at 11:55 EST, get told it will be more than an hour for checkout at noon, try to create an account so maybe I can transfer the wait time to my phone (you can’t and props to not being able to create an account with “gmail” cuz who has heard of them amirite?), take my dog outside cuz I’ve got time to spare apparently, come back and it’s sold out at 12:34 EST.
I was in the process of crafting my own deck (Aurelia Warleader), but why should I spend money on WotC if you don’t want it. Thanks for reminding me why I got out of MtG.
How many Magic players asked @wizards_magic to have secret lairs be print to demand because of false scarcity and people exploiting #SecretLair website. Its incredibly clear that @Hasbro doesn't respect their customers or their customer's time. #MagictheGathering
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JUST IN: A Trump judicial nominee was asked point blank: is Trump eligible to run for a third term?
Their answer: “I would have to review the actual wording…”
Sen. Chris Coons then asked every nominee in the room to confirm the Constitution bars a third term.
Silence.
Every single one of them refused to say it.
Trump is appointing judges who won’t affirm the 22nd Amendment to his face.
Never stop connecting the dots.

































