Names of people you see in a gun shop: Big Randy Little Randy Randy with the cane Jamie in the kilt Old Tom Really Old Tom Jeff

We’re one step closer to flying DeLorean’s and real life Fast and Furious sequels and you’re blackpilling?

Working in a gun shop and any old dude comes in:

I thought this was one of those little screaming mud frogs

The absolute cutest dog in the world

The dangerous floorigator (or floorodile) lying in wait

All Pokémon eventually evolve into Gengar

‘Sup

Vivid dreams

A runaway trolley is barreling down the tracks toward a person standing on the tracks. This person is not tied down. He is free to walk away at any time and has chosen to stand there. You can pull a lever that diverts the trolley to where a tiger is tied up and unable to move. Pulling the lever will kill the tiger. Do you pull the lever?

Humble brag:

Wow! I wonder how that happened... nevermind

This is the result of two things happening: 1) It's insanely easy to distribute games virtually now 2) There aren't as many good games being made

The greatest magic of the "Now You See Me" trilogy is that I know I've seen the first two movies and I cannot explain to you a single detail about them.

We really did have everything

Dinner