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Joined July 2015
Good morning 🫶🏼
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I heard someone say “I don’t feel like myself lately, I must be growing” what a beautiful perspective for uncomfortable seasons.
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dont Be afraid to Reach out for Help. Even a Hamburger needs its Helper
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I'm having a magic episode
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Someone on here joked that people with ADHD believe that if they just go "God Mode" they'll get things done. As someone with ADHD who experiences hypomania "God Mode" is real and it is terrifying.
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This is your reminder that If you were smart you would get w a high priestess and put her UP. Give her the softest life possible so she can sit back && download the next steps for yalls empire.
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everything will work out for you this october because you are hot and insane
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i actually want nothing more with my life than to wake up and make breakfast and walk to a farmer’s market and score some cool secondhand vintage finds for cheap and then take some homegrown veggies back and make a big fat stew for me and my friends
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the UNHOLY amount of rage i've swallowed to remain kind would have buried you.
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and if you’re free later maybe we can live a million ordinary days together
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hello guys it’s me PeachJars here with a think piece everybody wants the old internet back. well this would be going platinum in every household in 2019. I love the whimsy and we need to embrace it more. I want more!!!!
She mogged him so bad charismatic wise. He looked at the camera like twice this whole video
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you’ve been using my vocal stims with other people haven’t you
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don’t talk to me until i’ve had my triple espresso, Wellbutrin 200mg XL, Vyvanse 70mg, 2mg Klonopin, 1400mg of Gabapentin, 40mg of THC, and this is crucial, 23 hits from Elfbar
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I won therapy and I’m just as confused yet oddly prideful. You win if you make them sad right?
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One thing nobody tells you about adulthood is how fun it is to become your own person. One day you randomly start liking jazz, olive green, expensive dark chocolate, documentaries about volcanoes, weird lamps, sparkling water, books about loneliness in Tokyo, silver jewelry and quiet cafés. Your personality keeps unfolding forever if you let it.
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I hate to report that an anti-inflammatory diet, weight training and daily walks really does heal most things and exponentially increases your sexy.
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Hello~ been busy with school but will update soon!
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hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris
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One of my favourite things I've ever read is about a woman who said that whenever she had a negative thought about herself, she would shout "GUARDS!" and imagine old knights entering and carrying the thought away.
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