I'm tall. 2013 2014 2019 "Best Storyteller in Philadelphia"
Philadelphia, PA
Joined July 2017
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*Takes a workout class and struggles through the entire thing*
Instructor: You know we have two levels of classes. Maybe I’ll see you tomorrow at the modified one!
Me, dying: Modify…see you…first.
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READING is down across the country—with less than 50% of adults reading books. FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS NOT READ.
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Many of the teens and tweens walking into libraries this summer don't feel safe or accepted at home or school. They may not feel all that welcomed or safe in the world-at-large right now. Here's why libraries are so important this #PrideMonth: ow.ly/gkRW50OTYUI
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I think it's important that our students learn the difference between communicating and apologizing.
"I'm so sorry, things are going bad at home. I think this project will be late." vs. "Things are rough right now, can I please have another day or two?"
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ATTENTION COMEDY CLUBS: I'm now booking my 2023 dates. If you book me, just know that I'm funny, charming, and a sharp dresser.
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Right before my stroke, I recorded my debut comedy album, and guess what? Preorder starts today! It’s also my birthday, a celebration of life, so if you do nothing, the stroke wins! Excited to do this album with @blondemedicine with a photo by @withreservation (duh). Link in bio
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A combination Steve’s/J. Crew outlet would be the greatest store of all time
ALT Steve’s Prince of Steaks is closed. A J. crew is going in. Both signs are still up.
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I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”.
Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
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My debut comedy album “The Foreigner” drops August 26th, 2022 and @HEComedyStudios! That’s also my bday. This is over a decade in the making and I promise you it’s a banger of a comedy album. It’s also available for presale at orcd.co/theforeigner ! Purchase it!
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Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.
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Unsolicited teacher advice: kids need on-ramps, especially for procedural type things. A fair bit of the "art" of teaching is sussing out when kids are being disruptive/avoiding work on purpose, and when they just don't know, in practical terms, how to start
