I'm tall. 2013 2014 2019 "Best Storyteller in Philadelphia"
Philadelphia, PA
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One issue I’d like to hear the candidates talk more about is how much I’ve had to increase my little treat budget
Bestie I love how ironic your account is 🙃
Like “The harshest tyranny is that which acts under the protection of legality and the banner of justice” or whatever that one French guy said lol
Parking on the sidewalk is not just illegal; it's a threat to pedestrian safety, especially for those with mobility challenges. Let's keep walkways open and safe. 🚶♂️🚫
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Something about glass houses
#TuesdayTip- Double parking creates chaos on the streets and puts pedestrians, including those with mobility difficulties, at risk. Let's park responsibly. 🚗🚨
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Let's prioritize safety over convenience! Blocking sidewalks endangers pedestrians, especially those with mobility difficulties. 🚸⚠️
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Why are there all of a sudden a million new hot chicken places popping in the middle of tax season? Are they secretly @HRBlock in disguise?
Let’s close down the the internet until the 2024 election is over and by then maybe we’ll all decide we don’t really need it anymore
Steve Clark retweeted
*Takes a workout class and struggles through the entire thing*
Instructor: You know we have two levels of classes. Maybe I’ll see you tomorrow at the modified one!
Me, dying: Modify…see you…first.
When a Super Bowl goes into overtime, school and work should universally be cancelled the next day. It would bring America together
What the university I attended doesn't seem to understand is that I'd be in a much better position to donate to them if they'd just pay off my student loans
Joined Planet Fitness on December 30th to cram my 2023 fitness resolutions. Excited to go there today, cancel my membership, and start this beautiful cycle all over again.
Is it Giving Tuesday? BecauseI haven’t gotten any emails or texts or app notifications or sponsored posts or advertised tweets or promotional videos or
We won’t be able to effectively address the “smartphones in class” problem until we confront our own addictions to smartphones
Steve Clark retweeted
READING is down across the country—with less than 50% of adults reading books. FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS NOT READ.
It’s not every day you see yourself on the *checks notes* @Starbucks App? The Starbucks App podcast? Can I please get an iced coffee maybe? TYSM
