@SquirrelChat

When I'm not gnawing through a trash bag in the Chili's dumpster, I provide musings about urban form, politics, and pop culture.

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Joined January 2012
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.@Grindr .@gayboyproblemaf When you’re blacked out on Grindr but still trying to coordinate an orgy
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Here in Charleston it really doesn't matter when restaurants open or close because one day the entire city will be underwater, nothing will exist, and all our pain and suffering will disappear. Eat Bubba Gump Shrimp. Or don't. Because it's gone. bit.ly/2YBbsJN

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. shutters downtown Charleston location

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. is dark and no longer exists at 99 S. Market St., next to the bustling City Market. Signs and menus posted outside have been taken down.

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20/32 347 passing yards 3 passing touchdowns Trevor Lawrence left Clemson fans starstruck 🌟 xitter.cf/BleacherReport/status/…
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Ꮍᴀᴇʟ@elle9121 Aug 2017
Just when I thought America was beyond repair I found a fucking hotdog farm LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
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.@UOPX Does working at @Anthropologie make you an Anthropologist?
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ceej@ceejoyner5 May 2017
As the sun sets on my fields of wheat, the 4 crossfit dudes stealing my tractor tires fade into the horizon. I hate them but I respect them.
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jonny sun@jonnysun15 Apr 2017
*jesus picks up bread* this is my body *jesus picks up wine* this is my blood *jesus picks up guitar* this is the STORY OF A GIRL
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Legal tip: If you want to avoid the death penalty on a technicality, order unlimited salad & breadsticks for your last meal
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Looks like my grandads Knee replacement.... xitter.cf/laurenamysmith4/status…
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Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever.
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Asked a Target employee if I could open this camera before I buy it and he said he wouldn't even care if I killed someone in front of him.
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In other news, Trump announces @RadioShack as new Secretary of the Treasury.
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Bob Vulfov@bobvulfov8 Jan 2016
COP: u were swerving a lot so i have to conduct a sobriety test ME: ok COP: lets get taco bell ME: no COP: text ur ex ME: no COP: ok ur good
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Looks like the inside of my grand dads colostomy bag xitter.cf/aliredhaoy/status/8339…
Ali Redha@aliredhaomar21 Feb 2017
Hey Gordon. How about giving my cheese egg mayo toast a spot on your restaurant menu. @GordonRamsay
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I wish there was a Ctrl+Alt+Del option for America right now
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One time I was busted on the show Cheaters for pulling up to McDonalds with Wendy's bags in my car
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i dont know WHAT they've been teaching you in school but in THIS house we stand for the anthem and we jump around for the song jump around
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Nothing reminds me of how poor I am more than a Lexus holiday commercial
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Mara Wilson@MaraWilson30 Jan 2016
One of the first guys I kissed now has an Instagram account where he reviews vape pens
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